River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


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A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


erikaj - Oct 23, 2004 2:18:09 pm PDT #7668 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

( continues...) swing around and we’re going back, ok? We’re the only humans around here.”

“Thanks for the vote of confidence.”

”Hey, just because I find your sense of humor overactive doesn’t mean you’re not *human*, Markowitz. ”

“I heard about your Bin Laden quip by the way...you know you have the whole package.”

“ You mean the ones from Mount Street? Because those are at Evidence Control, like they’re supposed to be.” She knew what he meant, but it was embarrassing. Partners needed to focus on the Job. Losing focus had gotten them into their separate stupid messes. Well, that and Photoshop, nubiangoats.com, and her big mouth, and she guessed, in an indirect way, Markowitz could blame the fact that it was dangerous to get between Captain Chaney and a camera, but they both needed to get better at resisting temptation.

“Can you really not have a conversation with me that doesn’t go back to white powder? Not that. You. Beautiful, brilliant, funny, and politically astute. I hate to work such a Hefner line but what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?”

She blushed, grateful that Markowitz couldn’t see from his potato sack. “Keeping Balmer safe from the Energizer Rabbit. Oh, and the dental plan.”

“Well, you’re in it for the right reasons.”

“Oral hygiene is my life,” As soon as she said it, she wished she’d said “dental”. Less potential for misunderstandings with a word like “dental”. All of a sudden, she wished she’d agreed to get in the bag
. “So, does that rap ever work?”

“I’m shocked that you find the sentiments of my heart rehearsed , Detective. “

“ Would it take the sting out if I bought drinks tonight?”she asked. She had to admit to herself that Markowitz had gone from being her load to lightening it, but she wasn’t sure if she wanted to admit it to him.

“ I only laugh to keep from crying.”

“You must be incredibly depressed.”she said, and Markowitz thought he could hear a twinkle in her eye.

“You have no idea.” he said, “ and maybe this will answer your question...it’s Friday night, prime dinner-having and barhopping hours for lesser mortals, and I’m stuffed in a bag like laundry. You’re a detective. Get a clue.”

“I’m sorry I said that. You’re a good cop. Dangerous with a computer, but good.”

“You too. Even if this operation made as much sense as busting Yogi and Boo Boo behind some picnic baskets. But I’m still wounded enough to want Scotch.”

“Oh, please, I didn’t punch you. Imported beer?”

“Deal. But you, like all women, drive a hard bargain.”


Ginger - Oct 23, 2004 4:24:56 pm PDT #7669 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

More, erika. I want more.

I'm particularly fond of "And I’m a woman who’s been with this department ten years...you think you’re the first dead weight I’ve carried?" and the dental plan.


Polter-Cow - Oct 23, 2004 5:23:00 pm PDT #7670 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Erika writes goooood.


erikaj - Oct 23, 2004 5:54:34 pm PDT #7671 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thank you, thank you. More, really? Maybe sometime. It was written for a rather specific situation, but possibly...maybe for a market with less timid language standards.I'm just glad I didn't forget until 5 like last year, and that it wasn't a short-short. (I knew all those drabbles would help one day.If nothing else, they've taught me what to cut.)


deborah grabien - Oct 23, 2004 6:14:33 pm PDT #7672 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

This:

“You must be incredibly depressed.”she said, and Markowitz thought he could hear a twinkle in her eye.

made me extremely happy.


Deena - Oct 23, 2004 6:22:48 pm PDT #7673 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

That's lovely Erika. It made me happy.

I want a whole novel of her.


erikaj - Oct 23, 2004 6:26:20 pm PDT #7674 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Really? So glad I didn't cut it. Because I thought about it, as I thought that the metaphor was a little too mixed up. And y'all do understand that when I write that the captain was depicted *with* a goat, I meant porn, right? I was trying to be a little delicate, just in case.


Polter-Cow - Oct 23, 2004 6:28:38 pm PDT #7675 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And y'all do understand that when I write that the captain was depicted *with* a goat, I meant porn, right?

I think if a goat's mentioned anywhere, porn is kind of understood.


deborah grabien - Oct 23, 2004 6:46:18 pm PDT #7676 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Dude, if a goat was photoshopped? The porrn is implicit.


erikaj - Oct 23, 2004 6:50:25 pm PDT #7677 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Cool... Deena, that's flattering, but right now I think I'm a big thief. I just steal from stuff you don't know, so it looks like originality...I'll find out in a month if crime pays. OTOH, I know they have trouble writing women on "The Wire". If that did happen, it might just be the bait I could use.:)

Partially, I had to use my "other" home town because leaves don't change in any significant way around here. Occasionally somebody has an ash or something where the leaves turn yellow and then you think "What's that about? Oh, fall. Right."