Rock on, P-C!!!
You've got my support. Just think of me as...as your... You know, I'm searching for 'supportive things' and I'm coming up all bras.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
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A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
Lilty Cash - Jul 13, 2004 5:15:12 am PDT #5668 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Amy - Jul 13, 2004 5:19:45 am PDT #5669 of 10001
Because books.
It's a little bit like Mad Libs, but backwards.
I was giggling over the "fur pie" story all night.
Steph L. - Jul 13, 2004 5:21:45 am PDT #5670 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I was giggling over the "fur pie" story all night.
Oh, you should have seen my class! We were howling with laughter at "furp-ee?"
deborah grabien - Jul 13, 2004 6:42:46 am PDT #5671 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
OK, my favourite part of Am's thing didn't even use the words: "Deadbeat seaweed" makes me deeply happy.
Connie Neil - Jul 13, 2004 7:54:29 am PDT #5672 of 10001
brillig
OK, it's not serious or relevant or anything but slashy amusement. Plus, it's longer than 100 words, but they insisted.
"Why am I tied to the bed, Spike? I didn't go to sleep this way."
"You know, pet."
"Oh--is this the revenge for the ..."
"Very good, Xander."
"Oh, eek, help, an evil vampire has me tied to the bed--wait. What's in the box, Spike? Stop smiling like that. Angelus used to smile like that."
"Angelus never thought of this one."
"You remember the first rule, right? Nothing in bed we don't agree on?"
"I didn't start this, love."
"But--"
"You said you wanted Mexican for dinner."
"But--"
"You put guacamole and sour cream on my dick, Xander."
"But--"
"Avocados, Xander. I was green, Xander."
"But--it tasted good, though. And I cleaned it up."
"Hmph. Still, I do have a reputation to maintain."
"... There's a demon on my stomach, Spike."
"'Snot a demon. It's a gecko."
"It's sniffing me, Spike."
"Wait'll you see its tongue."
deborah grabien - Jul 13, 2004 7:57:03 am PDT #5673 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
BWAH!
edit: seriously, it should probably be in Fic.
But as an alternate reality conversation, I think I pulled a muscle laughing.
Connie Neil - Jul 13, 2004 8:00:26 am PDT #5674 of 10001
brillig
Hey, avocados and geckos, two of the words. It's a double-duty drabble.
Dani - Jul 13, 2004 1:00:13 pm PDT #5675 of 10001
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
Good luck, P-C!
Am-Chau, that was fabulous. I loved the withered winter lettuce.
---
She threw the bundle of black leather at him, and he fell back a step as it slammed into his chest, zippers jangling – classic motorcycle jackets are heavy.
"Take your bribe and get the hell out!"
"It's your Christmas present," he protested. "I wanted you to have it."
"So you could cheat on me, dump me two days later and not feel guilty. Screw that! Why would I want to be reminded of your pathetic face every time I wear it?"
Ten years later, she still occasionally thinks of that day with regret. It really was the perfect leather jacket.
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Dunno if this qualifies as "revenge", exactly, but that was certainly how I intended it at the time...
deborah grabien - Jul 13, 2004 1:09:51 pm PDT #5676 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
(giggling like lunatic over here)
Perfect leather jacket. Mmmm, yes.
erikaj - Jul 13, 2004 1:11:43 pm PDT #5677 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I would intend to pitch it, but leather has quite a hold on me.