So incredibly not a football junkie, I have no idea what "audiblise" means
"Calling an audible" is what the quarterback does if he looks at the other team's defense and realises that the play he's got scripted is going to get him trampled. He calls another play, a new one, loud enough for his players to hear. "The quarterback calls an audible."
Nowadays? "The quarterback audiblises." So very very wrong.
Um, why not just use "audible" as the verb?
Um, why not just use "audible" as the verb?
Well, considering that "audible" isn't a verb either? I hate both options.
Whether he "audibles" (not a word or a concept) or "audiblises" (grotesque in its not-a-wordness), it's just wrong.
He calls an audible. I can, in context, allow "audible" as a highly specialised noun. It is not, under any conditions my mind can imagine, acceptable as a verb.
You need to broadenilise your horizons.
You need to broadenilise your horizons.
Not as much as you need to horizonalise your broads.
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I am so not here. I have not been here for at least 30 minutes now, 'cause I'm asleep. Swear to god.
So that's why I'm NGA.
Could be, could be...
edit: Kristin! Tell our gorgeous NGA brat he needs to horizonalise his broads, and go get some sleeeeeep!
Deb! I am honest to god logging off my computer the second after this posts, but I had to tease you and say that I am hot on the trail of a 50th birthday present for you that I think you will love. Tease tease! Taunt taunt!
Sleeping now.
Oooh! Prezzie! Does it look good naked, have cheekbones, and have more money than sense?