Another man done gone.
Sigh.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
The Great Write Way
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
deborah grabien - May 04, 2004 9:12:56 am PDT #4373 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
victor infante - May 04, 2004 9:16:10 am PDT #4374 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Sigh.
Yeah. I know what you mean.
deborah grabien - May 05, 2004 7:00:53 am PDT #4375 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Dudes, this is honker.
I've just been invited to submit to a short story anthology - this is invitation only, since it's eleven stories total - the theme of which is, get this, the Four Clowns of the Apocalypse.
I think I want to. I should probably get away from this enchanting loony picture in my head, which features three clowns a la Krusty, called something like Crankypants, Bloomers and Eyepatch, all riding tricycles, and the fourth one, Doug, on a giant unicycle with the Flaming Pie of Justice, or the Big Red Bicycle Horn of Righteousness.
Any suggestions would be welcomed. And no, I'm not kidding.
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2004 7:02:50 am PDT #4376 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That is so awesome.
You could write about the Four Clowns, and how the fourth clown, Doug, wants to get out of the game, but they pull him back for one last apocalypse.
deborah grabien - May 05, 2004 7:05:48 am PDT #4377 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
HA! P-C, I love that. And knowing my tendency to want to explore the eternal verities, I'd likely wind up having him sulking over why the universe won't let him just go squirt seltzer at unsuspecting insurance agents.
Doug, the Sulkiest Clown of the Apocalypse. He rides the White Unicycle.
Dana - May 05, 2004 7:06:43 am PDT #4378 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
So what's Doug doing in the meantime?
What he really wants to do is direct.
Polter-Cow - May 05, 2004 7:08:07 am PDT #4379 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Doug anagrams to Godu, the Clown God. Doug has Higher aspirations.
Katerina Bee - May 05, 2004 7:10:07 am PDT #4380 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
Oh Deb! Stay with the Krustyesque Clowns of the Apocalypse. Go loony. And Polter-Cow's Doug is too cool.
deborah grabien - May 05, 2004 7:11:37 am PDT #4381 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Dana, that's a good question. What do the Four Whatevers do when the apocalypse has been put in turnaround?
Hmmmm. His name is Sulky, yet he wishes to be Doug.
Consuela - May 05, 2004 7:12:55 am PDT #4382 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
He rides the White Unicycle
Oh! Deb, have you ever seen Pinkman? He used to ride around Berkeley on a unicycle in a pink lycra bodysuit and a white cape. Marvelous guy.