"Why is there air? To blow up basketballs with!"

• happily reminiscing about listening to the Bill Cosby albums, back in the day*

Not that I'm a writer, I just like to visit the unfamiliar threads every so often.

"Thump-thump, thump-thump!"

Chicken heart!

Apparently I'm writing memoirs, at the moment.

Sweetie, we're over forty; some of us are fifty or over. Aren't we all writing memoirs?

A cartoon, for Writers with cats

Sadly, I'm not real familiar with Cosby's comedy...but if anybody loves old Steve Martin, I'm your girl. The sheer goofiness gets me every time. "He spoke French!" "Some people have a way with words. And some people...not have way."

And even more sadly, I have no beta readers. *pathetic whimper* Right now, I'm writing the second book in a young adult series, and if anything, my betas are the editor, publisher, and packager. I created the series, which underwent a lot of changes after the sale, but because I did it with a packager, there are way too many chefs and what's become a kind of muddy "let's please everybody! all the time!" soup. I gave the first chapter of the first book to the people in my writing group last year, but by the time they'd read it, it had already undergone so many changes, their input wasn't really helpful. It was to me, I mean, but when you have Revision Requests From On High, it often doesn't matter.

And that concludes the whining portion of our program. Right now I'm trying to get the second book finished so I can take a few weeks in March and get back to a proposal for something else that I really love, and maybe even feel the joy again.

Edited because I hate typos.

AmyLiz, do you need a beta?

We look at each other's stuff all the time around here. ;)

What I really need is a babysitter. BabyGirl is a phenomenal sleeper usually (and she's not quite twelve weeks old!) but this deadline is beginning to panic me. And then there's the whole "no business posting here with a hundred pages left to write in two weeks" thing. :-)

I would love a beta on some of my other stuff, yeah! For these books, I think it might confuse me, a) because I pretty much have to rewrite based on the editor and packager's input, and b) I'm not exactly writing them the way I planned to anyway. For instance, I envisioned writing the series in first person, with a different character narrating each book, but a majority vote decided they should be third person instead. Which is not a bad thing, per se, but I've got seven teens to focus on, and developing a unique voice for each their perspectives has been daunting, to say the least. Point being, there's so much stuff I want to change or do differently already (or stuff I liked that got revised or changed without a lot of input from me) that I'm not allowed to do, more opinions might make my head explode. But if any of you want to look at it out of curiosity, yeah, great.

And when the book is turned in (hopefully first week of March), I'd love to share some of the other things I'm working on and get some feedback. And I'd love to read everyone else's stuff, too.

Must. Get. Back. To. Work.

Ack! Hope I didn't kill the thread. Trusting everyone is off writing diligently.

Deborah -- Found Arabella on the web; I'd never heard of it. I'm definitely going to look for a copy this weekend. And I would love to read the story you're doing for them. The length is so restrictive, though -- I'm impatient to read some of the stories and see how you develop a romance with conflict in such a tight space.

AmyLiz, you didn't kill the thread - it's Angel night.

Mine's a ghost story, and the romance is the secret that caused the haunting. It's the discovery of the truth that highlights the romance. I'm probably about 500 words away from the end, but it's going to need a thorough beta read.

Well, I'm no writer (I'm a physics student), I just like to lurk here and watch the work process of the others, and even if I could write, it wouldn't be in English, since it's only my second language (my mother tongue is Hebrew, which is very different).

However, I find watching the creative process fascinating, and I love reading, and I am still thrilled by the possibility of communicating with the people who are behind the words, so to speak, so I love getting to read anything Buffista-written (as long as they remember that I don't really know what I'm talking about and just use this as an opportunity to read things written by people whose words I like).