I'm part of an erotica crit group on Yahoogroups (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/erosworkshop/) where people post calls for submissions. Can't predict what your response rate will be, though. If you get buried in smut, I hope it's good smut.
The Great Write Way
A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.
The nice man with the nice wife and the very bad novel sent me a cheque for $400. They're very nice.
If they ask for a full read when they've done making the changes, I'm passing them on to Plei and she will charge them.
because even though I expect the thing will be better after a rewrite?
Me no wanna.
The nice man with the nice wife and the very bad novel sent me a cheque for $400.
$400, and you got to yell at them. Go you.
I think they sent me $400 instead of the agreed-upon $100 because I yelled at them. That, and the fact that I knew what I was talking about and had the five book covers to prove it.
But I have now done my bit.
That, and the fact that I knew what I was talking about and had the five book covers to prove it.
I was in no way implying that you weren't worth every penny. In fact I think you probably deserved even more for the aggravation.
Hee! No, sj, that wasn't what I meant. They never actually got to see the book covers, anyway; it was all about the Eddie Izzard trick of looking and sounding fierce. But they knew that had they argued too hard, I might bring out Plainsong or Eyes and brandish it at them.
Truly, though, I think they want to make the novel better. That's a good thing.
I hope they do, too.
Dude. Skipped way ahead to say that if deb were to give me a 5 hour writing workshop for $100, I would pee my pants from excitement and sacrifice my left hand to the gods who graced me with such a gift.
I would pee my pants from excitement and sacrifice my left hand to the gods who graced me with such a gift.
Good thing I wouldn't charge you or any other Buffista a liquid or solid centavo to do that, because typing without your left hand?
Tricksy.
Actually, I'm doing just that right now because I'm smoking.
OK, that's a good point....that's definitely a good point....
But the fingers, see, the fingers are all still there.