You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.

Willow ,'Sleeper'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Sep 22, 2006 6:46:17 pm PDT #9790 of 10001

Hell, I only have to get up at 7! I can go back to bed. t /miss mary contrary


Ailleann - Sep 22, 2006 6:48:07 pm PDT #9791 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

So, if they ever make a movie about Olivia Newton-John's life, I think it should star Lucy Lawless.

signed, watching Celebrity Duets (and I'm only a little ashamed)


Pix - Sep 22, 2006 6:54:28 pm PDT #9792 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Ailleann, were you the one who linked us to the Create-Your-Own Motivational Poster site? Because eeeeevil.


Ailleann - Sep 22, 2006 6:57:35 pm PDT #9793 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Haha, it was in fact me, and I'm glad so many of you have enjoyed it. (I can't wait to see one with Tickybox though...)


§ ita § - Sep 22, 2006 7:03:12 pm PDT #9794 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You do realise you might have gotten me killed, Ailleann? I hope you're happy with yourself.


Ailleann - Sep 22, 2006 7:10:22 pm PDT #9795 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Chaos, disorder, my work here is done.

(Please don't kill me.)


§ ita § - Sep 22, 2006 7:15:58 pm PDT #9796 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

With my dying breath I shall rat you out as the one that made it possible, and my killer shall track you through the electrons.

He can totally do that.

Buffdive nuggets:

Jesse: Oh, I think I may get this whole "woobie" thing, finally. It's when you want to say, "You just come over here with me, baby. Mama's going to make it better," like that, right?

Betsy: Sometimes you shut up even when you are right. This is a heavy burden for me, because of course I am right all the time.

Jesse's so cute!

Jesse: Here's another declarative sentence, all!

Nora Deirdre: I wore my sexy lace up black leather ankle boots to work today, even though it was snowing. I shook my fist out the window while lacing them up and shouted, "Stupid weather! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!"

But no one's as cute as Tim.

Tim Minear: My beagle went swimming today and now he's typing on my keyboard with his ample nose. Oh, and he's the bestest handsomeest beagle EVER.


P.M. Marc - Sep 22, 2006 7:16:55 pm PDT #9797 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Announcement: two weak Seabreezes with the Zero Morale Crew leaves me with a buzz for ages.

Analysis: an hour and a half on the bus is shockingly unproductive when the first half is spent giggling over the fact that the BUS HAS INTERNET (seriously, I added like, three words to one story, and only because the bus wireless crashed) and the second half is spent listening to the Mexican teens chattering next to you and thinking, "Gosh, Spanish is pretty."

(I recognized far fewer words than I should have, but most of the swearing. Little cutieheads with their skateboards and their seat offers.)


Ailleann - Sep 22, 2006 7:18:25 pm PDT #9798 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

ita, can I dissuade you with promises that, hopefully soon, there will be pictures or video of Hal Sparks in eyeliner? Mebbe?

If not, send your killer to me. I'll distract him with my animal magnetism shiny things.


§ ita § - Sep 22, 2006 7:22:28 pm PDT #9799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

hopefully soon, there will be pictures or video of Hal Sparks in eyeliner? Mebbe?

What good will that do when I'm dead???

If not, send your killer to me. I'll distract him with my animal magnetism shiny things.

The Sparks video won't work on him, you know.