ION, Michael Jackson gets 15 years.
Um, not that one. This is the guy who murdered a cab driver outside my building over an $8 fare.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Sep 21, 2006 4:37:02 am PDT #9423 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Fred Pete - Sep 21, 2006 4:55:47 am PDT #9424 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, Sophia!
And an early Happy New Year to all Jewishistas!
sarameg - Sep 21, 2006 5:00:45 am PDT #9425 of 10001
People need to stop opening their mouths and talking.
JZ - Sep 21, 2006 5:05:25 am PDT #9426 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Happy birthday, Sophia! And happy New Year to the Jewishistas (lovely word, Fred!), and, yup, Nilly, you are absolutely right, Emmett enters double digits two days from today.
Sue, very sorry about the non-sleepy night, but the rest of your birthday sounds like it rocked out loud.
I have too much gronk to say anything else.
sarameg - Sep 21, 2006 5:15:21 am PDT #9427 of 10001
Um, I didn't mean here.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2006 5:16:49 am PDT #9428 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Birthday Happies for Sophia!!
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2006 5:20:34 am PDT #9429 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
People need to stop opening their mouths and talking.
Check out my tagline. I once saw someone with a t-shirt that said that, which is so much funnier out of context.
For posterity:
"Information Gladly Given But Safety Requires Avoiding Unnecessary Conversation" - MUNI
eta: If any SFistas can find me this shirt, let me know....
Lee - Sep 21, 2006 5:25:21 am PDT #9430 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy Birthday Sophia!
Happy New Year Nilly!
Happy Botox ita!
I think I need the muni sign for my office.
tommyrot - Sep 21, 2006 5:30:19 am PDT #9431 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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JenP - Sep 21, 2006 5:35:05 am PDT #9432 of 10001
Happy Birthday, Sophia!!