Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Sep 15, 2006 7:53:27 am PDT #8248 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

What is my damage?

Take 2d10 Krav damage, and 2d6 mental "surrounded by craxy people" damage.

t /gaming geek


§ ita § - Sep 15, 2006 7:55:44 am PDT #8249 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just 2d6 for the craxy? I demand 2d20 at the very least.


beekaytee - Sep 15, 2006 7:55:48 am PDT #8250 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Take 2d10 Krav damage, and 2d6 mental "surrounded by craxy people" damage.

hahahaha.

I think one needs to learn this language sometime earlier than in their 40s. When I play the Serenity rpg (yup, still at it), I'm good with advancing the story and decision making (wanna rescue a kidnapping victim? stampede the sheep!), but when I have to roll anything, other players just put the dice in my hand. No clue.


P.M. Marc - Sep 15, 2006 7:59:18 am PDT #8251 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Girl is about 18 lbs. If I remember correctly, that's bigger then Plei's (OMGSOADORABLE) 17 month old.

About the same, in fact. My 17 month old's a skinny thing.

According to Guinness World Records, the heaviest baby to survive a birth was a boy weighing 22lbs 8oz at Aversa, Italy, in 1955.

Ouch.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 15, 2006 8:01:59 am PDT #8252 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"skankitopia"

Xtina before she went all Hollywood Golden Age?

That or a reggae club.


Sean K - Sep 15, 2006 8:04:35 am PDT #8253 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I demand 2d20 at the very least.

Ah, yes. I seem to have read the wrong column on the table. 2d20 indeed.


JZ - Sep 15, 2006 8:11:07 am PDT #8254 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

JZ has no kink?

I am spectacularly kinkless. The few times I've ever confessed my deepest, darkest, most unspeakably bent urges to a gentleman friend, the response has invariably been audibly rolled eyes.

Also, damn, now I'm desperately craving tiramasalata.


DavidS - Sep 15, 2006 8:13:35 am PDT #8255 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am spectacularly kinkless.

I have assured her that her lack of perversion and wholesome - practically Swedish - approach to sex is not a detriment to our marriage.


msbelle - Sep 15, 2006 8:16:17 am PDT #8256 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

um thanks.

I am spectacularly cranky all of a sudden. Just found out work is not complete on a project I have been told was DONE for weeks. GRR!


amych - Sep 15, 2006 8:16:24 am PDT #8257 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also, damn, now I'm desperately craving tiramasalata.

Yum. Are you craving because it's under some freaky pregnancy-related seafood ban, or just because it's inconveniently not there?