Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Aug 04, 2006 12:51:54 pm PDT #818 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

All this sandwich talk is kind of making me want a tuna noodle casserole.

It doesn't make sense to me either, but there it is.


Jesse - Aug 04, 2006 12:51:59 pm PDT #819 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I can kind of understand using Reuben more like Club -- a real club sandwich is turkey and bacon and triple decker, but I'm OK with there being a chicken club on a roll or whatever. I guess.


Tom Scola - Aug 04, 2006 12:52:22 pm PDT #820 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I don't know of anything else that mixes cabbage and russian dressing.

I would be surprised if there weren't a coleslaw recipie that called for both mayonnaise and ketchup.


Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 12:52:32 pm PDT #821 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Honestly, I'm willing to allow a substitution of meat, or even of cheese, but the sauerkraut is what makes it a Reuben. Otherwise, what can't you change? "Can I have a turkey Reuben with cole slaw and provolone, no dressing, on sourdough?"

How can we possibly know that the rueben on dark rye with corned beef rather than pastrami, sauerkraut rather than coleslaw, and thousand island rather than Russian dressing, is the version that came first? We can't. It's ineffable. All we are left with then is one sandwich with many forms. How can we Earthly beings then say this sandwich is one of the forms, but this other is not? That is only for the One True Sandwich to know, if such a Rueben even exists.


Aims - Aug 04, 2006 12:53:29 pm PDT #822 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t whaps Seany


Sean K - Aug 04, 2006 12:55:20 pm PDT #823 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I can kind of understand using Reuben more like Club -- a real club sandwich is turkey and bacon and triple decker, but I'm OK with there being a chicken club on a roll or whatever. I guess.

I've never been able to figure out which was the vital component of the Club -- that it is made with turkey and bacon, or that it is a triple-decker.


-t - Aug 04, 2006 12:56:00 pm PDT #824 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

"Reuben and Rachel" is a song, isn't it?

Reuben, Reuben, I've been thinking

etc.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2006 12:56:32 pm PDT #825 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Primacy is not the only key to authenticity. What adheres to the creator's intention? What would improve upon it, even in their own estimation? These must be considered when judging the Reuben.

Except, of course, in that it contains cabbage and is intrinsically disgusting.


Lee - Aug 04, 2006 12:57:48 pm PDT #826 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Except, of course, in that it contains cabbage and is intrinsically disgusting.

And this is even before we consider the Swiss cheese.


Typo Boy - Aug 04, 2006 12:59:04 pm PDT #827 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

antonym of obvious: "obscure"?