I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2006 1:50:05 pm PDT #7691 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think my favorite line from The Devil Wears Prada was the one about how 8 is the new 12. Made me laff.

There was hardly anyone in my polling place just now, except, of course, for at my machine. And the woman looking up the names had serious issues with the alphabet. Granted, she had an accent that made me think our alphabet was not the first one she learned, but why didn't she trade jobs with the other guy?? Also, why did the lady ahead of me have to make a big stink about how her name is Claude not Claudia, when it was right in the book?? I'm just saying.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2006 1:51:23 pm PDT #7692 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm 5'9" and size 12. When I lost weight, I thought I looked too thin for my frame when I was shrinking out of size 10.


bon bon - Sep 12, 2006 1:53:13 pm PDT #7693 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I just realized my parents have been in Hawaii for four days. I am a terrible daughter.


Steph L. - Sep 12, 2006 1:54:04 pm PDT #7694 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

From my perspective on the Rotund Couch, if you can wear a bikini and look like those Aussie models do in them, YOU AIN'T FAT.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2006 1:55:33 pm PDT #7695 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I can be a four these days without looking post-apocalyptic. I just don't want to have that little muscle.

Apparently I'm looking a bit musclebound these days, but I think that's only to people I get to hit.


JZ - Sep 12, 2006 1:57:07 pm PDT #7696 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

A hair short of 5'5", and when not carrying an extra human I'm anywhere from a 4 to a 10, depending on the brand and style. The 4 end of the scale is definitely utter lying-label bullshit -- pre-pregnancy I had a pair of size 4 slacks that were roomier and comfier than a pair of size 8 jeans from high school (approx. 1985) that I could barely squeeze into anymore.


Jesse - Sep 12, 2006 2:01:16 pm PDT #7697 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

At Trader Joe's last night, I apparently decided my life should be more like a cocktail party. I'm having mushroom turnovers for dinner.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2006 2:01:41 pm PDT #7698 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now that I'm broaching 8, I get more confused than ever. The whole small/medium/large thing is weird now that I can add large to the smalls and mediums that actually fit. Being just small and medium made a lot more sense, but still not all that much.


flea - Sep 12, 2006 2:05:11 pm PDT #7699 of 10001
information libertarian

On of the nice things about wearing's men's Levi's since high school is that I can be pretty sure I am mostly the same size, although store sizes are changing. I was always a 10 in college, and now am reliably an 8 and occasionally smaller (various insane designers and pregnancy status excepted). But a Levi's 501 32w/34l is always the same.


Connie Neil - Sep 12, 2006 2:06:39 pm PDT #7700 of 10001
brillig

We who shop in the 20+ section of the size pool laugh at those of you fretting over single digits.

edit: not that you're fretting, but merely wondering.