Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2006 6:11:43 am PDT #6571 of 10001
What is even happening?

Since we are on the subject of hiccups, do other people have hiccup triggers? I know of one for myself-- eating bread or certain kinds of crackers if I haven't eaten or drunk anything else for several hours.

My mother gets them if she doesn't drink, or doesn't drink enough, or waits too long to drink, while eating anything. Mine seem much more random.

It seems to me that my 10th grade biology teacher explained the physiology of hiccups somewhere along these lines: the lungs and diaphragm get out of sync and both expand at the same time, which is what forces the air out in the little hic, so whatever cure you're using only works if/when it manages to get them back into sync. I have no confidence that I've given an accurate recount of his explanation, as that was more than 20 years ago.


Ailleann - Sep 07, 2006 6:16:27 am PDT #6572 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

That's how I understood the process to work. The diaphragm is an automatic muscle, so it's hard to consciously "reset" it.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 07, 2006 6:16:33 am PDT #6573 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I know of one for myself-- eating bread or certain kinds of crackers if I haven't eaten or drunk anything else for several hours.

That is my hiccup trigger. Once, when I was in high school, I came home late (I was not out drinking) and was hungry and ate several slices of bread. And got the hiccups. My mother, to this day, is convinced I was drunk despite no other evidence. I told her about the bread thing and she thought I was craxy!

Of course, this is the same woman who was convinced that I was hanging my coat on the plastic hanger she used for her coat instead of the identical hanger next to it that I was supposed to use for my coat because I was trying to send her a subliminal message that I hated and disrespected her. I was 25 at the time.


amych - Sep 07, 2006 6:17:33 am PDT #6574 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm the same way with bread -- I always assumed it was just some weird me thing!


Topic!Cindy - Sep 07, 2006 6:20:18 am PDT #6575 of 10001
What is even happening?

That's how I understood the process to work. The diaphragm is an automatic muscle, so it's hard to consciously "reset" it.

Yeah. I think any resetting is going to happen with the lungs. That's why holding your breath works sometimes (and drinking, or drinking upside down, eating sugar, or whatever), but only if, when you resume breathing, you're doing it at the right point in the diaphragm's cycle.


Lee - Sep 07, 2006 6:20:32 am PDT #6576 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I always assumed it was just some weird me thing!

Guess not!


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2006 6:21:51 am PDT #6577 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Minnesota Purity Test

Were you able to watch "Fargo" without rewinding to catch bits of dialogue?

Heh. Of course.

Have you ever heard an "Ole and Lena" joke?

Bunches and bunches from my grandfather.

Do you know how to pronounce Shakopee?

Of course.

Do your daily meals consist of breakfast, dinner, and supper?

Yes! (At least it did when I was a kid.)

When you see moonlight on a lake, do you think of a dancing bear and sing "From the land of sky-blue waters... Hamm's, the beer refreshing, Hamm's, the beer refreshing?"

Hee!

(My mom's side of the family is from Minnesota.)

I am 39.7% minnesota pure. I think lower %s means you're more pure.


juliana - Sep 07, 2006 6:25:41 am PDT #6578 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Does your town have an equal number of bars and churches?

Heh. My college town actually had one more bar than church. Very scandalous.


Laura - Sep 07, 2006 6:25:59 am PDT #6579 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I guess I am 100% not Minnesotan. Step-dad is 100% though. And a lovely person.

Is it possible for an old break in a leg to start hurting years later?

I think arthritis hits old breaks.

Bread is my hiccup cause almost every time.


tommyrot - Sep 07, 2006 6:27:12 am PDT #6580 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My college town actually had one more bar than church. Very scandalous.

My home town had about five or six churches and 21 bars. At one point, anyway (I think there are a few less bars now).