Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.

Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Sep 01, 2006 7:59:59 am PDT #5589 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Okay, I can't stick around but I was informed of a Leif incident and had to share.

"I asked Leif what it was going to take to get him to quit throwing things and hitting Emaryn. His answer? "Lots, and lots and lots and lots and lots of gallons of water." I said, "You mean if I make you drink lots and lots and lots and lots of gallons of water then you will stop doing that?" "Yes," he said."


tommyrot - Sep 01, 2006 8:00:14 am PDT #5590 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the intelligent carpet link:

The carpet can determine a walker's gender with 70-80 per cent accuracy, the inventors claim, since males and females have different centres of gravity.

Dude. I consider my center of gravity to be very personal....


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 8:00:39 am PDT #5591 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Who is Sandra Lee and why do I hate her?


Sean K - Sep 01, 2006 8:01:29 am PDT #5592 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

This actually isn't to point out the story, but to get some slang clarification.

From a blog entry I was reading:

State Department investigators have found that the head of the agency overseeing most government broadcasts to foreign countries has used his office to run a "horse racing operation" and that he improperly put a friend on the payroll, according to a summary of a report made public on Tuesday by a Democratic lawmaker.

What's a "horse racing operation"?


tommyrot - Sep 01, 2006 8:02:16 am PDT #5593 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's not slang.


Sean K - Sep 01, 2006 8:03:36 am PDT #5594 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

t pokes tommyrot

What does it mean???


bon bon - Sep 01, 2006 8:04:28 am PDT #5595 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm guessing a horse racing operation refers to illegal betting?

That show is the most appalling thing on TV! We were just talking about it at work yesterday! That lady is BANANAS.

How come no one told me of this!


Frankenbuddha - Sep 01, 2006 8:04:44 am PDT #5596 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Who is Sandra Lee and why do I hate her?

Because's she looks/sounds like one of those blonde Fox news commentators (for which Anne Coulter seems to be the prototypesire), and has a show that's basically the equivalent of Rachel Ray's except her use of pre-fab ingredients involves more work than starting from scratch rather than less, perhaps?


Jesse - Sep 01, 2006 8:07:31 am PDT #5597 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Sandra Lee: [link] This is the kind of thing she always makes. I bet it would taste pretty good. But you can't use fresh potatoes? This is a large category of her recipes: Food I would eat, and like, but be embarassed about.

She always uses a seasoning packet of some kind, and looooooves cookie mix.

She also always makes a cocktail at the end of the show, even the ones that are supposed to be "parties" for her "niece" and "nephew."

I had her show on my DVR for a while but decided I really had to stop watching it every day just so I could shriek.


amych - Sep 01, 2006 8:08:12 am PDT #5598 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Who is Sandra Lee and why do I hate her?

Because she has a "cooking" show in spite of the fact that she is clearly and visibly disgusted by any contact with food.