I explained a zipless fuck to a sixteen year old today. And not, lest you think I'm back to my cradle-robbing ways, a boy. A girl, who looked at me...well, not as funnily as you'd expect. I don't have family out here to traumatise, so it's a delight to find this young krav instructor who lets me treat her just like a sixteen-year old cousin of mine.
Which of course involves lots of discussion about her being gay. Which, it seems, she might not be. But why should I let that get in my way? Her mother's totally into the idea.
TENNIS -
AGASSI WINS!!!!!!
OMG, if this were happening at a women's prison, wouldn't Hec lose his mind?
That is definitely something to think about as the business idea looms closer.
Gud! I forgot to thank you personally for the swords. Well made and totally fun. Emmett figured out how to slip the blade of one through the guard of the other and make a Darth Maul-ish double-blade.
Hec's kinda right.
::has this cast into bronze as a door knocker and sent to ita's house immediately::
OMG, if this were happening at a women's prison, wouldn't Hec lose his mind?
Heh. I heard that story on the news today.
There's always Tirupati.
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Just because I nearly choked on my tea.
I think I nearly choked on my tea, and as the joke goes, I wasn't drinking any.
Oh, ouch! And, hee.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
(Oddly, I love that family.) Also, they are missing the newest baby. A girl, I think. I know they're up to 16 kids.
This morning I learned that "door jamb" is spelled with a "b". I never knew that before.
