Before Jesus got into the whole Savior thing, He ran a small flower shop. Business was OK until Caeser instituted a minimum wage. That was when Jesus really started getting into 'free market' theory.
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Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 31, 2006 5:45:55 am PDT #5334 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Calli - Aug 31, 2006 5:50:09 am PDT #5335 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Well, "blessed are the poor," you know. Be downright unChristian to keep them from being as blessed as possible. Except for that whole, "What you did to the least of these, you did to Me," thing. But that's just a Commie insertion into otherwise infallable text.
Gudanov - Aug 31, 2006 5:51:55 am PDT #5336 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm looking for tips from Buffista dads or those who know Buffista dads. My wife is trying to get me to get more sleep. Okay, perfectly reasonable and only out of concern. But where to get the time?
I get up at 6:30am so I can exercise. The rest of the family gets up at 8:00am or so and by the time I get the kids breakfest and everything it is at least 8:30 or 9:00 if I need to do something extra like go the grocery store or take care of little household tasks.
The moment I get in the door after work, I'm taking care of the kids, getting dinner, doing the bedtime stuff. By the time that's all done, it's at least 8:30pm. Most nights there is a bit of cleaning to take care of so that's another half hour. To get into bed ready for sleep at 10:30pm I need about a half hour of lead time. Bedtime routine, often a little pre-bed task like taking out garbage, putting clothes in the dryer, that sort of thing. So that's one hour of time for anything else, only there are some nights I need to go get groceries in which case zero time is left. We like to watch the Daily Show together, so on those nights, I've got a half hour for couple time or doing something I want to do.
Now we're talking about trying to put together a home business which doesn't frankly seem possible with this sort of schedule.
How do other Dads do it? Are there some time management tips they have? It's hard for me to see where the time is going to come from if not sleep.
amych - Aug 31, 2006 5:56:18 am PDT #5337 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I wonder what eliminating the minimum wage has to do with Jesus.
Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's and unto Caesar's slaves... well, nothing. They're slaves. Duh.
But that's just a Commie insertion into otherwise infallable text.
Silly. The entire thing is exactly literally true except for the inconvenient parts. Those don't exist at all.
tommyrot - Aug 31, 2006 5:57:12 am PDT #5338 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How do other Dads do it?
It helps if you just donate sperm to your sister's lesbian lover....
Gudanov - Aug 31, 2006 5:59:45 am PDT #5339 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
It helps if you just donate sperm to your sister's lesbian lover....
Well, yeah, but I don't have a sister.
ChiKat - Aug 31, 2006 6:01:38 am PDT #5340 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Well, yeah, but I don't have a sister.
And, really, that horse has already left the barn, hasn't it?
{{Gud}} I don't have any advice since I'm, you know, single and don't have kids. All I can give are my sympathies.
amych - Aug 31, 2006 6:02:15 am PDT #5341 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Gud, can you get your parents to adopt a lesbian post haste? I know it's a little late in the game, but points for trying, right?
Jesse - Aug 31, 2006 6:05:11 am PDT #5342 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That sounds like a pretty packed schedule. It does sound like the lesbian sister is your best bet, sorry.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 31, 2006 6:05:44 am PDT #5343 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
How do other Dads do it? Are there some time management tips they have? It's hard for me to see where the time is going to come from if not sleep.
As a person who is not a Dad, but a Buffista who works 2 jobs, my time would come from the a) exercising and b) cleaning, cooking, and household chores, rather than sleep, but I am aware that that may not work best for people who want to be a) healthy and b) clean.