Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 30, 2006 9:39:41 am PDT #5221 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Chunder is Aussie-speak for puke, yes.


megan walker - Aug 30, 2006 9:52:23 am PDT #5222 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Announcement: Have finally returned from three weeks in the wilds of Chappaquiddick and extended babysitting duties.

Analysis: Taking care of children you have not raised is hard.

And I still have oodles of boxes to unpack in the new apt. Ugh. Luckily the power didn't go out while I was gone so I can watch all the shows I missed--oh wait, it did.

However, all went well with my sister's surgery and her cancer was stage 1A so no chemo or radiation—yeah! I release the health~ma and send lots of punctuation to all the others who had a difficult August.

Special message to msbelle: A hearty congrats on the adoption. I am so happy for you! You are going to be a great mom—and I can't wait to see your brother as an uncle. You asked for a tape player a few days back. Is this for you? Are you interested in mixed tapes? Because I'm going through mine as I set up my itunes playlists. I would happily send a package to you instead of tossing them.


bon bon - Aug 30, 2006 9:52:32 am PDT #5223 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

“That represents months of being able to get by,”

Huh?

He's talking about retroactive welfare benefits.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 9:53:00 am PDT #5224 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Picture of a jet airliner being struck by lightning. [link] The lightning actually goes through the plane and continues down to the ground. Apparantly this happens a lot, and there's almost never any negative consequences to it.


Calli - Aug 30, 2006 9:57:50 am PDT #5225 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

all went well with my sister's surgery and her cancer was stage 1A so no chemo or radiation

Woo-hoo! That's great news.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 30, 2006 9:59:04 am PDT #5226 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Chunder is Aussie-speak for puke, yes.

So the thunder they ask if you can hear? Is that the thunder of the chunder from down under?

And was the thunder of the chunder caused by the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?


Sophia Brooks - Aug 30, 2006 9:59:51 am PDT #5227 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thank you Kristen, Jessica, and bonbon. Maimonides Medical Center has said no, but the list I found of top surgeons at NY magazine will be a big help!

Also, perhaps the not so good hospitals in Brooklyn will WANT to use Registered Nurse First Assistants because they are cheaper.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2006 10:00:05 am PDT #5228 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Coctail Party Physics:

We here at Cocktail Party Physics salute Singh, Franklin, Faraday, Edison, Tesla, and all the other pioneers of electromagnetism, with not one, not two, but three physics cocktails (four if you count two versions of the same one). First, there is the High Voltage: combine 6 parts tequila with 3 parts peach liqueur, and 1 part lime juice. Mix it all together in a shaker, pour into a chilled glass, and enjoy.

Next we have two versions of a drink called Thunder and Lightning. Version 1.0 is pretty standard, as cocktails go: Mix 1/2 ounce of Rumple Minze with 1/2 ounce of Bacardi 151 proof rum in a shaker, pour into a glass, and serve. It's a bit more lethal than it sounds. More intriguing is Version 2.0, which calls for 1-1/2 ounces of brandy, 1 teaspoon of powdered sugar, and 1 egg yolk (huh?). Shake all the ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

And finally, we have a pyrotechnic little concoction called the Combustible Edison, which we're adding to our permanent sidebar "menu". In a shaker filled with cracked ice, combine 1 ounce of Campari with 1 ounce of fresh lemon juice. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Then heat 2 ounces of brandy in a chafing dish. Once the brandy is warm, ignite it and pour into the cocktail glass. Cocktail Go BOOM! Friends Impressed! Host Has Made Fire! And Fire = Pretty!

See? A simple cocktail can bring out the awestruck caveman lurking deep within all of us.

[link]

(this is the woman who wrote "The Physics of Buffy")


Jesse - Aug 30, 2006 10:03:18 am PDT #5229 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, perhaps the not so good hospitals in Brooklyn will WANT to use Registered Nurse First Assistants because they are cheaper.

Then there are a lot of big hospitals with generic names -- Jamaica Hospital, Brooklyn Hospital, etc.

Hooray for your sister, megan!

Who do you think is being slammed in that article, bon? (IOW, no I don't think it sounds like a slam.)


megan walker - Aug 30, 2006 10:07:19 am PDT #5230 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

What are the names of some large hospitals known for surgery in Kings, Queens, and Richmond counties. We are working on a grant to train some NYC nurses to be surgical first assistants and we need some letters of agreement from hospitals.

I had my surgery at Long Island College Hospital (which is in Brooklyn).