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All-Purpose Coordinative Goddess
I've officially accepted the job offer and told most of my coworkers. So far the reaction's been, "Congratulations! We hate you for leaving, but congratulations! You'll get how much vacation time? Forget the congratulations, we just hate you. Oh, alright. Congrats. Also, grrr. Any openings for [their kind of position]?"
And now that it's sinking in that I'm taking on a Web Editor position, I feel a sudden need to memorize the Chicago Manual of Style. *gulp* People will be trusting me to choose where the commas go? Madness!
Tom, how are you doing?
I'm OK. My therapist is back from vacation today. Yay!
Yeah, Sophia, being able to make up your own title is good times.
Yay new-job Calli!
Lil Kim is being sued: [link] also apparently trying to get our of her record contract and probably losing her jail weight. FYI. Thanks, google news!
I hate running into my boss in the bathroom. I just told her I'd have something done this afternoon that, eh.
I fucking hate Foxy: [link]
She's a terrible person.
Ooh, ooh, me!
Are you getting enough sleep, young lady? And how about your breakfast? Did it contain enough vitamins? Oh, and how are the cats?
Tom, it's good to read that.
How about 'Student Wrangler'?
People will be trusting me to choose where the commas go?
You can always consult the grammaristas here.
Anybody else I can go all Jewish-mommy on?
Jumps in line.
Hi Nilly! Jen should see your birthday wishes. I don't know if she gets to Natter, but she (too infrequently) visits Bitches.
I should make up a title. I like Coordinative Goddess for Sophia.
Happy birthdays, meara and Jen!
