Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2006 12:22:00 pm PDT #4893 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I think there should be a movie about a priest who attempts to break into Hitler's bunker to perform an exorcism. Um, and he'd have to fight off Nazi demons to get there.

eta: and Hitler would have an army of Darwin clones to, um... do stuff.


aurelia - Aug 28, 2006 12:24:23 pm PDT #4894 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Am I the only one thinking go'auld when they say demon?


Hayden - Aug 28, 2006 12:26:53 pm PDT #4895 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Am I the only one thinking go'auld when they say demon?

I think of Glenn Danzig. Unfortunately.


Jesse - Aug 28, 2006 12:28:10 pm PDT #4896 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ION, I think this guy in the Advocate might be my new favorite Project Runway recapper: [link]


Topic!Cindy - Aug 28, 2006 12:33:44 pm PDT #4897 of 10001
What is even happening?

I was thinking Mmm cookies.


Jessica - Aug 28, 2006 12:37:41 pm PDT #4898 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ooh, thank you for that link Jesse! I think I agree with you.

Any designer who can't or won't make a plus-size person look decent isn't a good designer. Pardon me while I go on a rant: I was just in six different men's stores two days ago and not one of them had a shirt that fit me. All these stupid designers are so frigging pleased with themselves that their neck sizes go up to 18 1/2 (and even 19 if you order online! Wow!) and their jackets go all the way to 48. Oh yeah? Well, make my 20-inch neck look awesome with a tie wrapped around it, gaywads. And fix me up a 50 regular in a jacket while you're at it, and gimme a color other than black. Because I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore. And slapping an XL on a shirt that's actually a medium—Marc Jacobs—doesn't make it so. It's a big plus-size lie. So fuck all you designers out there who aren't talented enough to attractively clothe the "everyday" people, the us of this world. Someday we will destroy you and eat you for dinner. There. That felt good to get off my chest.


Strega - Aug 28, 2006 12:39:53 pm PDT #4899 of 10001

Oh, I love Dave White! His lj is hilarious, too.


sumi - Aug 28, 2006 12:40:35 pm PDT #4900 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I loved that recap too.

BTW, Blogging PR has been interviewing the mothers and in the interview with Darlene she mentions that Tim's mother couldn't be there -- which means, I think, that Tim's mother was invited. I'm so sad that we didn't get to see her!


tommyrot - Aug 28, 2006 12:43:53 pm PDT #4901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dinosaur Comic [link] - the final panel is Buffista-esque.


bon bon - Aug 28, 2006 12:47:12 pm PDT #4902 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That recap is very good. And it reminds me of what a fucking disaster Jeffrey's dress was. That was truly, truly horrific.