Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2006 6:09:33 am PDT #4492 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Doesn't Weatherbug install a whole bunch of adware?


Theodosia - Aug 25, 2006 6:11:43 am PDT #4493 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I prefer waitron -- even more impersonal, almost machinelike.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2006 6:14:05 am PDT #4494 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, the Weatherbug sound is super annoying. This is some shit from the Weather Channel, so it just makes thunder noises in case of emergency -- or it did, before I turned the sound off.


tommyrot - Aug 25, 2006 6:14:25 am PDT #4495 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I like the indeterminate gender-ness of waitron....


Jessica - Aug 25, 2006 6:16:10 am PDT #4496 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Weatherbug alerts are awful, I agree. Not just the chirping sound, but they alert you to everything, not just changes. So if it's raining, it will chirp every friggin' three minutes to tell you OMGSTILLRAINING!!


bon bon - Aug 25, 2006 6:18:34 am PDT #4497 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Another silly girl I learned about through Gawker: [link]

Nowhere in the ballpark of JMPP, but the writing is hilariously awful.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 25, 2006 6:18:56 am PDT #4498 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I prefer waitron -- even more impersonal, almost machinelike.

Too much so for me. I use "server" because that's what servers I know say.


Jesse - Aug 25, 2006 6:20:29 am PDT #4499 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not just the chirping sound, but they alert you to everything, not just changes. So if it's raining, it will chirp every friggin' three minutes to tell you OMGSTILLRAINING!!

Totally. HEY! NOW IT'S NOT RAINING UPSTATE ANYMORE!! STILL RAINING IN THE CITY!!!!!


bon bon - Aug 25, 2006 6:27:07 am PDT #4500 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

What the eff is with bloglines today? I am sure I do not have 600 unread Defamer posts!


Nutty - Aug 25, 2006 6:31:35 am PDT #4501 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I like the indeterminate gender-ness of waitron....

I just call all waiters waiters, whether they are boys or girls. I also call girl-comedians just comedians. Because "comedienne" is the dumbest word ever.

There used to be all sorts of gendered words, like baker/baxter and thatcher/thaxter and I don't know what. But English isn't formally a gendered language, so I mostly don';t bother (unless the word is cool, like murderess!) In Spanish, where word-gendering persists, people sometimes use the male version for females because the female version has come to mean "the wife of the guy who ____". Which is why a female mayor is usually called la alcalde instead of la alcaldesa.