Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Aug 24, 2006 1:31:07 pm PDT #4424 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

* It is large enough that it has cleared the orbit through which it moves

I'm not sure I understand this. Does it mean nothing else is in it's orbital path?


tommyrot - Aug 24, 2006 1:42:46 pm PDT #4425 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not sure I understand this. Does it mean nothing else is in it's orbital path?

Yeah (with the exception of moons). This rule prevents an asteroid from being a planet, because there are bunches of other asteroids in similar orbits.


Jesse - Aug 24, 2006 1:46:37 pm PDT #4426 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Part of the thing, though, Dana, is how hard it is to convince some of the people on What Not To Wear that hiding is not best. And then the designers were supposed to work with what their clients wanted, after a half-hour conversation. I'm not saying the whole thing isn't jacked up.

I am seriously remarkably not cranky. Even after I just got caught in the rain for a 15 minute walk in my fresh-from-the-cleaners suit!


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2006 2:23:57 pm PDT #4427 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love the premise: Mel Gibson has decided to make good with the Jewish community, one Jew at a time.

I remain cranky, which has nothing to do with Mel Gibson. Okay, maybe a little to do with him. Why not?


Topic!Cindy - Aug 24, 2006 2:24:20 pm PDT #4428 of 10001
What is even happening?

Pluto was robbed.


Theodosia - Aug 24, 2006 2:25:16 pm PDT #4429 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Another thing non-regular-planetary about Pluto is that its orbit is significantly off the ecliptic -- i.e. it's not orbiting in the same plane as the regular planets. Which some people theorize because it was a wandering body captured by the sun's gravity. Wikipedia has a very nice illustration of the orbit, if you read down in the article, which has already been updated to reflect the demotion.


Glamcookie - Aug 24, 2006 2:27:20 pm PDT #4430 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Poor old Pluto. Now he'll have to change all of his stationery!


msbelle - Aug 24, 2006 2:35:29 pm PDT #4431 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

still at work.


Typo Boy - Aug 24, 2006 3:01:03 pm PDT #4432 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Actually I don't think having Mel apologize to one Jew at a time is a bad thing -even if he confines himself to the U.S.

Currently there are slightly under six million Jews in the U.S. Let's say that a sincere apology takes at least 5 minutes. Then if Mel apologizes 12 hours a day seven days a week 365 days a year, it will take him 114 years to apologize to every Jew currently living in the U.S. Of course this is an approximation. Many Jews will die before that 114 years are up. (We won't make him apologize to anyone born after his remarks.) On the other hand he can't apologize on Sabbaths and high holidays. (Unless he converts - then he can ask forgiveness to mass crowds on Yom Kippur. But I would insist that any conversion on his part be accompanied by a circumcision .) At any rate I think it would be perfectly appropriate for Mel to spend the rest of his life, apologizing to us, either one at a time, or in small groups.


sarameg - Aug 24, 2006 3:02:23 pm PDT #4433 of 10001

Also, if I'm remembering correctly (and I may not be, I've been reading about binary stellar systems all day; my brain may be poisoned), the center of gravity for the orbit of Pluto isn't even ON Pluto. It's a point between Charon and Pluto.

If Clyde were alive, he'd be making up godawful puns about this.