I've known enough oddly disproportionate women with natural boobs that I only wonder when presented with snarkily captioned photographic evidence.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Aug 03, 2006 9:50:37 am PDT #391 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
bon bon - Aug 03, 2006 9:54:05 am PDT #392 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I think it's always on the wrong side of rude to ask someone if hers have been done. OTOH, I always wonder about very fit women with, well, racks. So I'm not surprised someone wondered about ita for that reason alone.
Jesse - Aug 03, 2006 9:56:08 am PDT #393 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Definitely always rude to ask! ita, the rest of your body is pretty little, all things considered.
Not as little as my friend who does have fake boobs, but not large.
beth b - Aug 03, 2006 9:56:22 am PDT #394 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
It's totally rude
and in no way a compliment.
friends - that's different
§ ita § - Aug 03, 2006 9:57:56 am PDT #395 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it's always on the wrong side of rude to ask someone if hers have been done
I'm thinking that it's generally rude to ask people about having artificially altered their appearances [eta: to something else "natural"]. Obviously, the extent of the alteration and your intimacy with them affect the rudeness, but I'd start with not asking a stranger if they dyed their hair, and count questions about surgical modification of secondary sexual characteristics as requiring the most intimacy.
brenda m - Aug 03, 2006 9:58:43 am PDT #396 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I have to confess to sometimes about wondering about a woman's big breasts if she doesn't have a matching lower body
I might fall into that category if I weren't carrying so much extra weight. I'm not hippy, and I come from a long line of flatasses.
Trudy Booth - Aug 03, 2006 10:02:28 am PDT #397 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The Conspiracy Theorists are out!
Blackout New York: Let The Paranoia Begin
More than a few versions of the following e-mail have made their way to our inbox:
My friend's dad works for ConEd - he just called and told her not to ride the subways any more today, as we will likely have a blackout. ConEd is sending all non-essential employees home right now so they can shut down power to their building. From yesterday's heat, Manhattan has 4 feeders out, putting a big strain on the system. He said in his 30 years working there, he's never seen ConEd act like this, especially at 10:30 in the morning. He said not to panic, but not to take a chance if it can be helped - avoid riding the subway if at all possible.
Also, when the friend rode a cab on home? A kindly Arab driver took a liking to her and totally told her not to be near the Empire State Building next Wednesday, because "bad things will happen."
Steph L. - Aug 03, 2006 10:04:05 am PDT #398 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
The Conspiracy Theorists are out!
It's the heat. It brings them out like rats.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 03, 2006 10:09:09 am PDT #399 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Speaking of which...
WHOOT!!!! THE HEAT HAS BROKEN. In Downtown Boston at least, and I think it may depend on what part of town you're in.
I walked out the back of the building I work in (the side which faces southwest) into what felt like still mid-to-high-80s and a warm breeze (still better than it has been) walked up a few blocks, turned a corner so I was going more northeast, got into a more open area, and got hit with a breeze that was at least 5-10 degrees cooler. Wild!
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2006 10:10:06 am PDT #400 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wait a sec - NY never got nuked, did it? When was the (latest) prediction for NY Nukage?