Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2006 11:55:26 am PDT #3772 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not if ita is blonde.

It's not my hair that hurts.

Oh, and yellow's not a problem for GL.


DavidS - Aug 21, 2006 11:55:45 am PDT #3773 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not if ita is blonde.

Now there's a Sophie' choice. Style or freedom from migraines.


sarameg - Aug 21, 2006 11:55:48 am PDT #3774 of 10001

That and the arguments get really insane.


beth b - Aug 21, 2006 11:58:11 am PDT #3775 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

So where else does the pain and swelling come from?

in my case, i did a lot of ligiment damge with out actually breaking or dislocating my pinky. and no I wasn't tryint to killy anyone with my pinky, I just got to close to the sidewalk last night.


§ ita § - Aug 21, 2006 12:01:18 pm PDT #3776 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ouch, Beth. But good that it's not broken...I think. I always hear that soft tissue is harder to heal than bone damage.

What do you have to do for it now? RICE?


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2006 12:01:31 pm PDT #3777 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and yellow's not a problem for GL.

Then why does he take the pesto to Pluto?


bon bon - Aug 21, 2006 12:08:05 pm PDT #3778 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

With all apologies to people who don't want it to change I like the idea of Pluto getting demoted. Ha ha, Pluto! You suck!


Cashmere - Aug 21, 2006 12:09:13 pm PDT #3779 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Is this car cute or migraine-inducing? I saw it outside a theatre last week.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2006 12:10:17 pm PDT #3780 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The minister of a church that dismissed a female Sunday School teacher after adopting what it called a literal interpretation of the Bible says a woman can perform any job - outside of the church.

The First Baptist Church dismissed Mary Lambert on Aug. 9 with a letter explaining that the church had adopted an interpretation that prohibits women from teaching men. She had taught there for 54 years.

[link]


sarameg - Aug 21, 2006 12:11:37 pm PDT #3781 of 10001

Clyde says you have no magic in your heart, bon.

(man, I wish I could find the shot of him wagging his finger in mock admonition. It may be in a personal collection, though.)