I think it is rude and a compliment.

Hmm. Every pair of boobs I know is false looks like crap. I'm totally not feeling the compliment.

I only know the first three or four commandments (and let's be honest: they get repetitive after a little while, and there turn out not to be only 10 of them anyway), but it's got to be important to believers, since they actually count off the greatest hits version.

someone asked me the other day if my breasts were real.

You know, I have never had this happen. I mean, I might haul off and slug anybody who did ask me, because it's unbelieveably rude, so I would remember it if it had happened.

I'd say I've very rarely heard reference to individual commandments by their number. I wouldn't take not knowing the numbers or the order as any big deal, whatever someone's religious background/identification. (Though seriously, the first is pretty obvious.)

But I think the standard you ought in meet is a fuck of a lot higher when you're part of a movement to breach separation of church and state in order to use some Ten Commandments Magic Bullet on all society's ills.

Hmm. Every pair of boobs I know is false looks like crap. I'm totally not feeling the compliment.

That's the ones you KNOW are false. Good ones aren't so obvious. I'd say if she had to ask it means they look really good -- if they didn't she'd already know.

That's the ones you KNOW are false. Good ones aren't so obvious.

Exactly why someone thinking mine are false doesn't make me feel warm and fuzzy. If they're good, the question shouldn't even come up.

I edited. If they're false and look false she doesn't have to ask. If they look awesome she has to ask to find out whether you grew them or bought them.

What a strange question to ask someone. Perhaps she had fake boobs? I think I have told you all about my friends mom whose boyfriend gave her the surgery as a present and she was so excited by her new breasts that she was showing everyone. Perhaps the boob job makes you more free with talking about fake breasts?

I'd say if she had to ask it means they look really good -- if they didn't she'd already know.

This seems like an implication that really good breasts are often enough false for this to be a worthwhile question. Do you think so?

The guy in the Colbert interview was impressive in his ignorance - he wasn't just getting the order wrong, he couldn't think of more than a couple.

When I learned them, I learned them in order. Those poor CCD teachers having to explain what adultery was to a bunch of 3rd graders.

ION, Even Super Heroes have bad days