Ooh - I found a better one:
The title Modern Coelacanth has a 41.4% chance of being a bestselling title!
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 18, 2006 7:11:08 am PDT #3384 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jessica - Aug 18, 2006 7:12:23 am PDT #3385 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The only way I can break the 10.2% curse is to make them titlefight:
The title Super Karate Monkey Death Car has a 69.0% chance of being a bestselling title!
The title Lick My Love Pump has a 44.2% chance of being a bestselling title!
Super Karate Monkey Death Car WINS!
Jesse - Aug 18, 2006 7:13:01 am PDT #3386 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
One summer when I was a kid in day camp, it was raining on a day when we were supposed to do something outside, so they took us to the movies at the last minute. To see Kramer vs. Kramer. I'm pretty sure no one sued, but there were plenty of pissed off parents.
Tom Scola - Aug 18, 2006 7:13:17 am PDT #3387 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
The title Valley of the Dolls has a 26.3% chance of being a bestselling title!
tommyrot - Aug 18, 2006 7:13:30 am PDT #3388 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The title Super Karate Monkey Death Car has a 69.0% chance of being a bestselling title!
The title Lick My Love Pump has a 44.2% chance of being a bestselling title!
That last one really should have had the 69% result.
Tom Scola - Aug 18, 2006 7:16:32 am PDT #3389 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
The title The Bible, King James Version has a 10.2% chance of being a bestselling title!
sarameg - Aug 18, 2006 7:21:35 am PDT #3390 of 10001
And I bitch about our developers: [link]
tommyrot - Aug 18, 2006 7:23:36 am PDT #3391 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Download and construct your own coelacanth out of paper: [link]
Vortex - Aug 18, 2006 7:26:39 am PDT #3392 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I agree that "emotional kidnapping and psychological rape" are three exits past rational, but what were the school administrators thinking, showing an R-rated movie (any R-rated movie) to 9th graders, without parental consent? An R-rating stands for something like "Restricted" and I think the age tag associated with it is 17 years old. Ninth graders are typically 13 and 14 years old, and maybe 15, in some cases. I'd be pissed if the school showed my ninth graders an R-rated film without my consent.
I agree with Cindy wholeheartedly. It's an R rated movie, which should not be shown in a freshman classroom. I'm all for sex and violence, but a parent should be allowed to decide what their children see.
JZ - Aug 18, 2006 7:28:01 am PDT #3393 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
From the '70s decorating pictures, I am inexplicably in love with this sentence:
This crawdad sculpture is sure to be the conversational blackhole of your Jenga parties.
Now I need to run off and check what chance its various components stand of being bestselling titles.