You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Aug 15, 2006 11:31:38 am PDT #2759 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, man, I use Track Changes all the time now. It's freaky shit.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2006 11:34:39 am PDT #2760 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, for all I love Track Changes, for the love of GOD accept changes before publishing your document to the intranet. I don't get people.


Polter-Cow - Aug 15, 2006 11:36:41 am PDT #2761 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, God yes. You save one document with the Track Changes on for your records, and then accept EVERYTHING so there's no trace of it left.


Atropa - Aug 15, 2006 11:37:20 am PDT #2762 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Unfortunately I must take this amusement to polish a document in which someone added changes in red and struck out and reddened replaced text...but not by using Track Changes. They formatted manually each time.

editor head explody

If any of my writers or PMs did that, I would never stop screaming. Ever.

ita has stripy knees! Hee!


Nicole - Aug 15, 2006 11:38:40 am PDT #2763 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Lee, try using aloe vera gel with lidocaine. It helps with the pain.

OMG yes. Katerina Bee turned me onto the aloe vera gel with lidocaine when she was visiting and I love the stuff. We found it at Walgreen's but I think Katie said it wasn't available in CA.


Atropa - Aug 15, 2006 11:40:23 am PDT #2764 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You know, for all I love Track Changes, for the love of GOD accept changes before publishing your document to the intranet. I don't get people.

I had to explain to one of my writers that if we didn't accept or remove all the revision marks from a document, it would break the build, and then we wouldn't be able to meet our deadline, and that would be very very bad. I think the cheerful tone of voice I used while explaining this was what freaked the writer out the most.


Allyson - Aug 15, 2006 11:40:23 am PDT #2765 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You know what's wicked helpful? SUNSCREEN.


Lee - Aug 15, 2006 11:42:14 am PDT #2766 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You know what's wicked helpful? SUNSCREEN.

But not, it would seem, for me, since I was wearing it.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2006 11:43:15 am PDT #2767 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Everybody's free to wear (higher SPF) sunscreen.


Atropa - Aug 15, 2006 11:43:56 am PDT #2768 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You know what's wicked helpful? SUNSCREEN.

Except for the bit where almost all sunblocks available in the U.S. aren't, y'know, photostable and lose their effectiveness after about an hour in direct sun.