Cat Farts and Shoes.
My next nomination for a Natter thread Name.
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gus - Aug 14, 2006 4:13:48 pm PDT #2594 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Cashmere - Aug 14, 2006 4:25:04 pm PDT #2595 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
There is no excuse for that.
Bad cat chow?
Zenkitty - Aug 14, 2006 4:27:34 pm PDT #2596 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I am overweight and I have a large forehead. And yet, I have the utter temerity to consider myself reasonably attractive. In the real world, with other real people in it.
If I were putting up a sultry photo of my narcissistic hot self on the Web? I would wear something pretty, not a grandma dress and clunky shoes and glasses, and not sit on the fucking floor in what is undoubtedly a sparsely furnished charmless apartment with ugly carpet. Trying to look sultry in that situation just makes you look ridiculous. The woman is crazy.
sarameg - Aug 14, 2006 4:36:26 pm PDT #2597 of 10001
Bad cat chow?
Nope! He's on prescription food for diabetic cats and the treat food he gets hasn't changed. He just sometimes gets The Gas, and it is horrific. Of course, any change in, um, output from this cat has me fretting these days, since the Mystery Illness.
Sue can buy shoes for me too.FTR, Fluevogs non-french fashion word (?) fit my feet well. Spendy, but really nice and very well made.
amych - Aug 14, 2006 4:38:04 pm PDT #2598 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
not sit on the fucking floor in what is undoubtedly a sparsely furnished charmless apartment with ugly carpet
THANK YOU! I don't care how self-absorbed you (err, her) are, posing with the cable outlet does not make you hawt.
Cashmere - Aug 14, 2006 4:38:15 pm PDT #2599 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
He just sometimes gets The Gas, and it is horrific.
I think it's safe to say that he's not alone.
ChiKat - Aug 14, 2006 4:46:41 pm PDT #2600 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
They stay on my feet, because I have frog flippers, too
Sophia, do you need a wide width shoe? Those are adorable, but I wear a wide width and am v. leary of any shoe that doesn't come in wides.
Gus - Aug 14, 2006 4:53:10 pm PDT #2601 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
See? Her is why me lurves me some Brotherhood. The cat farts, so she gets dumped way off in the woods in the middle of the night.
Everybody feels guilty about it, and stuff, but there are no more farting cats hanging around the house.
Sheryl - Aug 14, 2006 5:03:49 pm PDT #2602 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Oh, Gus. I was going to go sit by you on the no-shoe-talk couch, but you had to go and approve of dumping cats in the woods.(I don't care how nasty said cat's farts are, that's just mean)
Gus - Aug 14, 2006 5:08:15 pm PDT #2603 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Wait. Did I approve of cat-dumping?
t reads back
Uhm. Okay, it looks like I did. There was guilt, though, and the whole cat-dumping incident was cocaine-driven and regretted the next day.