So the tinfoil hat brigade is just going to look like big Hershey's Kisses with legs? How tempting.

Pretty much, yeah. Which might explain why I keep unexpectedly running out of tinfoil at home ...

the appearance of emaciated weakness to large predators.

I think she's more the appearance of a toothpick for the zebras.

if she gets out alive she'll just ruin some poor wee critter's life by bringing it back as her latest living handbag.

Her pets already bite her. I'm okay with all that.

I guess I could shop in Beverly Hills, but that feels weird.

Why, ita?

I have a shopping aversion at the best of times, and Beverly Hills sets it off something awful.

They just thought that he was expressing his concern and his kinship with the Berliners in their adversity (or in the adversity of their pastries).

Gwyneth Paltrow is a rich white faux-Brit. I am African? Not a cheer-inducing testimonial of anything.

Lillian would make such a perfect Kewpie doll: [link] [link]

All she'd need was to have her hair sticking straight up and little blue wings. I suppose some concessions would have to be made in terms of the Kewpie's perpetually naked state.

Burrell, such cutie heads!

Now I know what people mean about boys! He understands "No!" as well as his sister did at this age, but when we told her "No" she obeyed. He gives me a rakish smile and runs off!

Would that that were just a boy thing...

Timelies all!

Happy Anniversary Rio and Saget!

In our house, it was a second child thing. Ben was particularly obedient. Julia lived for thwarting us (still does). Chris is Mr. Mellow. He chooses to be good, because it suits him, not out of any grand respect for us.

My experience with my nephews and my cousins, is that it was a second child thing too.

OMG, Thank You Gawker for bringing Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey into my life. [link]

I am a very high-quality woman. I know that sounds arrogant, but let’s consider the facts:

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The above list explains why I typically receive 50-100 (sometimes more) responses whenever I post personal ads. This is in addition to getting hit on almost every time I go out alone (and all that those men know about me is that they like the way I look, they don’t even know about all the other qualities I have that make me more appealing than most other women).

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Some people seem to think that this post is a bit harsh and/or arrogant. I'm sorry if I've offended you, but I'm also really sick of getting e-mailed several times a week by delusionally hopeful men who read my blog and think because I am *their* dream girl that I'll therefore want them too. Too often they act crushed when I reject them, which I feel bad about, but if they had stopped to consider whether they had as much to offer me as I have to offer them then they might have had more realistic expectations.

My favorite part is the trackback: Jacqueline Passey is Not Attractive, So Short Her [link]

Well he *is* a second child. The reason I see it as a boy thing is that he's bigger and has a lot more muscle behind his actions. And he's a boy and she's a girl so it's easy to categorize their behavior that way. Not that it's always correct.

During every idle moment today I have thought about parallels between the spice trade, the opium trade, and modern pharmaceutical fixes for a sense of well-being.

I blame DavidS. Get out of my head, DavidS!