Doesn't take a Hummer. Just a Toro.
Or a woodchipper. Or a chainsaw.
Houston, we have a chainsaw massacre.
We knocked 'em deader!
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 7:35:49 am PDT #2067 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Fred Pete - Aug 11, 2006 7:36:54 am PDT #2068 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Even a Saturn.
sarameg - Aug 11, 2006 7:37:57 am PDT #2069 of 10001
Even a Yugo would get the job done.
CaBil - Aug 11, 2006 7:39:16 am PDT #2070 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Thanks sumi, but it's just me. -Someone- forgot to log out the last time she used it, and so I accidentally posted my news under her name before fixing it...
Polter-Cow - Aug 11, 2006 7:39:30 am PDT #2071 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Both Farscape and Angel say that the cavemen win.
Crichton was an astronaut! And the astronaut won!
Liquids on a Plane is great. Thanks, flea.
Volans - Aug 11, 2006 7:41:15 am PDT #2072 of 10001
move out and draw fire
CaBil, go you! Following your bliss and all. Good luck and writing~ma!
msbelle - Aug 11, 2006 7:42:30 am PDT #2073 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
we are soooo showing up on insane-o site of the day.
Fred Pete - Aug 11, 2006 7:43:51 am PDT #2074 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Good luck, CaBil!
Sean K - Aug 11, 2006 7:51:04 am PDT #2075 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
and Angel say that the cavemen win.
Fury already put his $0.02 in.
Your scenario is essentially Caveman Vs MacGuyver.
See, here's the real question -- does the astronaut get a space suit, or a space ship, or anything to really make him an astronaut (beyond just a job description, and a vague one at that)? Does the caveman get a club, or a rock, or a pointed stick?
I suppose this has been asked and answered, and I'm a bad skimmer. I plead distractedness.
(Edited because I have no idea what an anstronaut is.)
Hayden - Aug 11, 2006 7:51:17 am PDT #2076 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I don't think anyone can adequately answer the caveman v. astronaut scenario without foreknowledge of whether evolution-causing obelisks are in the area.