Perhaps the caveman's propensity to get nasty should be considered.
Was there a Janet Jackson cavewoman?
You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 6:47:08 am PDT #2041 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Aug 11, 2006 6:50:14 am PDT #2042 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If the astronaut has IDF training, I gotta vote for him.
What consists of neutral ground for this fight? I think it should be neutral, to be fair.
Vortex - Aug 11, 2006 6:53:16 am PDT #2043 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Let's just say a level, dry dirt field.
Lee - Aug 11, 2006 6:55:23 am PDT #2044 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Will there be cheetahs, or are they only in squash courts?
sumi - Aug 11, 2006 6:56:06 am PDT #2045 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Okay, joining in the Michael Love Train!
Also, I hope that Robert can get his shit together.
You know a season 3 reunion without Keith would be sad and wrong.
Uli -- needs to get out of her comfort zone. I think it may take being in the bottom three and being called out for doing the same thing all the time.
Jeffrey . . . he's just getting on my nerves.
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 6:56:22 am PDT #2046 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Will there be cheetahs, or are they only in squash courts?
The cheetahs will be watching on the viewscreens of their starships.
Sophia Brooks - Aug 11, 2006 6:56:57 am PDT #2047 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
There are some genetic data suggesting that, after a long period of separation, humans and Neandertals began interbreeding.
Isn't this the plot of "Clan of the Cavebear" aka Ayla and Jondalar's giant woman-maker?
sumi - Aug 11, 2006 6:58:34 am PDT #2048 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
I think that there should be cheetahs, meteors AND Wooley Mammoths.
§ ita § - Aug 11, 2006 6:58:49 am PDT #2049 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Let's just say a level, dry dirt field
No implements or tools of any kind? I'm assuming the caveman is wearing skins, and hoping the astronaut is not in a spacesuit. If he is, I think the playing ground got heavily un-neutralled.
We also have to consider that the astronaut will be going "Caveman? What the fuck? Okay, bring it." whereas the caveman will be thinking "Oogh? Argh? Oh!" in a pretty confused tone. Is he fighting to save his life? Or fighting for dinner?
tommyrot - Aug 11, 2006 7:00:43 am PDT #2050 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No implements or tools of any kind?
A folding chair?
Is he fighting to save his life? Or fighting for dinner?
Maybe for the honor of his people. Or mabye he saw the astronaut hitting on his girlfriend..