Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Aug 10, 2006 5:06:07 am PDT #1762 of 10001

So this morning, after hearing the latest freakouts on the news, but before actually waking up, I had a supremely bizarre action flick dream, complete with a shotgun duct taped to a suitcase to act as a handle, which was then filled up with dishwasher liquid (the shotgun, not the suitcase) and ammonia, siphoned off from a cafeteria cleaning area. But that's not the weird part. The weird part is the evil doer was Bill Murray.

Pretty much everything but the last is explicable.


sarameg - Aug 10, 2006 5:07:26 am PDT #1763 of 10001

Dana, that sucks.

Bad thought: it's really a plot by Dannon and Aquafina to boost beverage sales behind the security gates.


tommyrot - Aug 10, 2006 5:10:38 am PDT #1764 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bad thought: it's really a plot by Dannon and Aquafina to boost beverage sales behind the security gates.

Or maybe a fan campaign to get Aquaman on TV....


Fred Pete - Aug 10, 2006 5:11:31 am PDT #1765 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Miss Piggy would blush over the antics in "Jim Henson's Puppet Improv" which spearheads a renaissance of puppet shows for grown-ups at this year's Edinburgh Fringe arts festival.

Miss Piggy would never blush. She might throw things while yelling at the top of her voice. But she'd never blush.


bon bon - Aug 10, 2006 5:11:52 am PDT #1766 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon bon, I know I'm coming in late to this, but the federal government uses a lot of in-house counsel. Generally, the Justice Department does the heavy litigating and relies on in-house counsel at the agencies for a lot of the nuts and bolts.

This is def on my radar too. Although I think DoJ would be fun as well.


Dana - Aug 10, 2006 5:15:48 am PDT #1767 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Boy, I can't even get Continental's website to load.


Jesse - Aug 10, 2006 5:22:33 am PDT #1768 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ack, Dana -- when do you leave?


Trudy Booth - Aug 10, 2006 5:23:18 am PDT #1769 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That's something, but don't they think bad guys could just put their bad stuff in formula containers??

They make you taste it, I guess that's something.

If you're a suicide bomber wtf do you care if you sip a little explosive? Unless it instantly burns your face off or something...


Dana - Aug 10, 2006 5:25:19 am PDT #1770 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

2-ish. Right now, my flight is scheduled to depart half an hour late.

Also, I got Continental's website to load, and all the information associated with my account is gone. Three reservations, all of my frequent flier miles...

I'm on hold with support and trying not to freak out.


Jesse - Aug 10, 2006 5:29:17 am PDT #1771 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You should maybe go to the airport right now, Dana. I'm sure all their systems are just freaking out and all your info is actually there, just not accessible to you.