Me: "Emmett, do you want some pie?"
Emmett: "Pie! Apple, please."
Me: "Do you want a big slice or a little slice?"
Emmett: "I like big pie and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny."
Me:
::hands him slice::
Emmett: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's like....a quarter of the pie.
Me: "It is exactly a quarter of the pie."
Emmett: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 46: The FIGHTIN' 46
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Aug 08, 2006 5:05:13 pm PDT #1527 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ailleann - Aug 08, 2006 6:16:43 pm PDT #1528 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Aimee, what's an OBC?
I think I'm going to have to save that big pie line and use it later.
My ten year HS reunion will be next year. I don't know if I'm going to go or not. Like Strega, most of the people I hung with were in other grades. Maybe I'll crash the one in '08 and confuse everyone.
amych - Aug 08, 2006 6:18:42 pm PDT #1529 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
In case Aimée isn't around to answer, OBC=Other Biological Contributor. Used for them that don't rate the term "parent".
Ailleann - Aug 08, 2006 6:19:58 pm PDT #1530 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
AHHHH. It's a term that I like. From the tone, I guessed, but I couldn't figure out what it could stand for. The B kept being "bastard."
Which probably isn't too far off the mark.
erikaj - Aug 08, 2006 6:53:42 pm PDT #1531 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod. Dude, Emmett, that's a lot of fricking pie. I love the stuff, but it is.
Aims - Aug 08, 2006 7:22:24 pm PDT #1532 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ailleann, nope. NOt far off the mark at all. On their class' reunion site, he has, under #of children, "1 - Elizabeth". Every oncein awhile, when I'm feeling particulary angry, I want to post, Liar! He has two." But, it's enough to know that everyone who looks at that sites knows that he is a ginormous dirtbag.
Kalshane - Aug 08, 2006 8:02:23 pm PDT #1533 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
I skipped my 10 year reunion. None of my friends were able to make it and outside of 1 or 2 people, the only folks I lost touch with that I'd like to see again were in a different grade. (I was a theatre nerd, and the only other theatre nerds in my grade I'm still friends with now.) The rest of my class I was pretty much neutral with, or they made my life hell, so not so much with the wanting to deal with them again, even if they've probably matured into okay people for the most part.
Consuela - Aug 08, 2006 8:05:42 pm PDT #1534 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Mmmm, pie.
§ ita § - Aug 08, 2006 8:10:50 pm PDT #1535 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Her name being Joyti couldn't have hurt.
Actually, "joyti" gets way more hits than "schahhou." It's not that uncommon a name, especially in comparison to her maiden name.
I'm having pie right now. Not 1/4. About 1/5.
Aims - Aug 08, 2006 8:11:27 pm PDT #1536 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I have no pie.
As usual.