This gift is supposed to be CASH, in an envelope, which either she's going to come around and collect, or we're going to hand them in some sort of procession line, either way it will be painfully obvious to everyone who brought an envelope full of cash and who didn't.
In your first post, you said something about how you were socially clueless, but I think you got it backwards. I have NEVER heard of a wedding where the bride/groom *expected* a gift
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(well, most couples probably *do* assume that gifts are going to happen, otherwise they wouldn't register -- but the assumption of receiving gifts isn't something they actually SAY -- it's the *demand* that's tacky, rather than assuming they'll get gifts), much less a gift of cash, much less to the point where they collect it from you personally!
Is that, like, the price of admission, or something? What the HELL?
I wish I had the option now to skip it entirely, but I've already RSVPed and it's too late to back out.
No, it's really not. Just because you RSVPed doesn't mean you can't cancel. Is the wedding at least a week away? That gives them plenty of time to deal with the seating chart.
Honestly, if they're tacky and classless enough to expect that their guests will bring them baskets of cash in some sort of tribute to their eternal love, then I think cancelling your RSVP really isn't particularly a social gaffe.
I have a friend who always gives a fire extinguisher for weddings, under the theory that everyone needs one and not enough people buy them.
I've never heard of this; what a brilliant idea. This is better than the benefit I went to recently where the door gift was a nice, branded umbrella-- seriously, who can't use a nice umbrella? Few buy themselves a nice one because you'll just lose it. Plus, it was raining that night, so we all could use it. And few people mind a branded umbrella. It worked for everyone!
ETA: oh, if it sounds crazy that I'm getting all emotional about an umbrella in reaction to a post about a fire extinguisher, that's because I'm totally drunk.
Hec's what to do in Vegas post reminds me that I need to make brunch reservations at commander's palace for my september trip.
Steph, you'll be there, right?
Just got back from Hec and JZ's, where we spent a nice couple of hours just hanging out.
Pretty good day, between that and the petting zoo.
Steph, you'll be there, right?
Well, my question to billytea was prompted by the realization that I have a trip to my brother in the works, and billytea's visit, and SA visiting before she goes to Ireland, and -- just barely enough vacation time to cover that. (The 2 days I took off when my granddad died came out of my vacation time, as apparently bereavement leave only kicks in if it's a spouse, parent, sibling, or [god forbid] child.)
So....Vegas is looking impossible. And I'm pouting.
Well, now I'm pouting too.
Pout.
I just realized that this is the fall Sunday lineup on CBS:
The Amazing Race
Cold Case
Without a Trace
Apparently they ran out of any other method for scheduling and decided to try rhyme.
bon, post more. Want to see drunken posts.
But no rush. I have to have dinner.
billytea, I hope you're happy with yourself. Sheesh.
Next serious question: Has anyone heard of "adrenal fatigue syndrome"? Is it real?
As far as the gift thing, I guess I'll stick $50 in a "Have a good marriage" card and be done.
I'm in a really bad mood about "friends" today. That's probably why this is rubbing me so much the wrong way.
billytea, I hope you're happy with yourself. Sheesh.
I'd better be, I'm pretty sure I'm out of the trial period. "Satisfaction guaranteed or your monkey back!"
