Take that P-C's mom!

That bill is huge, I do not understand.

I was going to go up to my classroom today. Instead, it is suddenly 5 p.m., and I haven't eaten anything today or moved from my couch since getting dressed.

On the plus side, I now have a mostly set up Class web page (really a blog and a web board, but it works), a draft for my Class FAQ to be distributed on the first day, and a grading policy (which the principal will need to approve, but still). I also have rough lesson plans for the first week, and a rough unit outline for the first month.

Time to stop being productive and feed myself before I pass out, though.

Lee, it came to my work address this morning. Hec's going to go pick it up tomorrow.

Ah! You might want to change that address in your registery.

There are now 4 holes in walls in my house. Also, strange men. Eeek!

There are strange men in your WALLS? Any of them invisible and named Dennis?

Ha! I wish! At least he'd wash my back for me. Uh, not that I want these guys to or anything...

Men, men in strange places.

If there are people in your walls, you can use wolves to chase them away.

I'm so tired.

Do universities REALLY need students? I mean, seriously. . . or maybe they could just not offer them any services.

Of course, I woudn't have a job.

Difficult.

Ah! You might want to change that address in your registery.

I might, except I'm still clinging to the possibly vain hope that the bedrest will only last one more week and as of 8/31 I'll be back at work. If the OB extends my prison sentence on 8/30 I'll change the address, but, dammit, not until then.