Maybe if I buy a Utili-kilt, ND will miraculously get better?
It's worth a try.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Maybe if I buy a Utili-kilt, ND will miraculously get better?
It's worth a try.
Oh, Tom, that's just so shitty.
But, hey, its all emotionally honest and stuff! Isn't healthyness FUCKING GREAT!?!?!?!?!?
Tom, I'm so sorry, sweetie. Big hugs to you. I wish I could deliver them in person.
{{{Tom}}} I don't like it when cool people aren't happy.
And what Trudy said.
Off to shop for a kilt - Drew, if this works, we may have a plan for fixing the health care system in the US.
{{Tom}}
Yay for S. coming home! Sean, you two should ABSOLUTELY spend the day (and possibly tomorrow) resting.
Yay Emily!
... I know I'm forgetting other things I wanted to comment on.
{{{Tom}}} I wish you felt better.
But, hey, its all emotionally honest and stuff! Isn't healthyness FUCKING GREAT!?!?!?!?!?
I think Tom would feel a lot better if he whacked Trudy with something.
There are a number of people who would feel better by doing that.
Tom, I'm off to my sister's wedding for a few days.
You should come! Be my date! Hang out with a hundred and eighty of my close friends and relatives! I'm sure you would JUST. LOVE. IT.
(What? They say the derisive snort has healing properties!)
I think Tom would feel a lot better if he whacked Trudy with something.
There are a number of people who would feel better by doing that.
t SUPER PORNY PANTS SWOOPS IN, BOOTS A-GLEAMIN', FISTS ON HIPS, BEAMING WITH PRIDE. SHE THINKS ALL OF US COULD USE WITH A LITTLE TRUDY-SPANKIN' -- PARTICULARLY TRUDY