Jordan, our cat, is, in some ways, one of the least cat-like cats I've ever met. He has exactly zero interest in trying to get out, and, weirder still, he has even less interest in human food of any sort. We've tried to feed him certain things we thought he'd like, as a treat. Each time, the food has languished unmasticated in the dish we set out for him.
On the other hand, he's probably the neediest, most co-dependant cat I've ever met. He gets very cross whenever either of us leaves the apartment, and is right at the door wanting lots of attention and assurances that we'll never leave again, before our key is even in the lock.
Good better word-making changes to staunch excessive use of "even".
Jordan, our cat, is, in some ways, one of the least cat-like cats I've ever met.
My Jordan is a puppycat. I think your Jordan sounds less annoying.
Kittenish is flopped on the couch and trying to figure out why I am taking her laundry away.
Vodka is the devil
No! Vodka make Fay funny!
Okay, shower, pet cat, back to hospital.
Hey, Sean? I'm going to be presumptuous and speak on behalf of the Buffistas-at-large: we love you, man. Hang on to that. And give some of that love to S., too.
What Scrappy said about what Teppy said.
Give S your strength and we'll try to give you ours.
I'm going to be presumptuous and speak on behalf of the Buffistas-at-large: we love you, man.
Why, how DARE you presume such a thing! I oughtta come over there and--nah, it's true. We do! Stay strong, both of you.
Oh dear, drunk Fay is most adorable. I only got to see Fay semi-drunk, when self was seni-drunk anyway, so it doesn't count. Oops, hango n. Self is semi drunk now anyway. Oh God I'm gonna have to edit this before I post.
eta because I had to edit AFTER postingtoo... stupid drunkies.
edited for the second time because I'm more drunk t han I thoght and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
