I just got junk mail about a charity that has killed me dead. It's called The Smile Train, and they do surgeries for kids with cleft lips and cleft palates. I had a cleft lip! I should help these kids!
Why, oh why, am I not independently wealthy?
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I just got junk mail about a charity that has killed me dead. It's called The Smile Train, and they do surgeries for kids with cleft lips and cleft palates. I had a cleft lip! I should help these kids!
Why, oh why, am I not independently wealthy?
I have a new plan. In my plan, whenever Emily is ready to get her own place, on moving day, I'm going to hide Perkins the cat in her suitcase, so that he ends up living with her.
Don't tell her, okay?
I am trying to motivate myself. Our house is a post-vacation pig sty and poor BF's back is acting up a bit from the plane trip and luggage-wrangling. He says he wants to help clean, but I have vetoed that in hopes that we can forestall a REAL back incident. I am trying discover magical hidden resources of energy, so I can leap up and start wrestling this joint into shape...but I don't seem to have any. Where are the house elves when you need them?
Don't tell her, okay?
Seems only fair!
Bwah! Robin just called her DH her BF! Someone's not used to being married :).
Or maybe she was talking about her BF. Ssssshh.
Mine are in Cozumel I think. Possibly Hawaii. Somewhere they can meander beaches, check out cool old shit and scuba dive. Bastards left me here with piles of laundry, dishes, cat puke and a real lack of motivation. My house elves are so On The List.
Oops! I had to sign my new name at work yetserday, and realized I had never done it. I am going to have to practice it, which is amusing me to think about.
I have a new plan. In my plan, whenever Emily is ready to get her own place, on moving day, I'm going to hide Perkins the cat in her suitcase, so that he ends up living with her.Good plan. Let me know how that works out, m'kay? Puppycat should like Australia, yes?
Puppycat should like Australia, yes?
Cass! BT has already commented how much Mia is like Puppycat. Made me giggle. Also, we have tickets to go on the Photo Safari at the Wild Animal Park tomorrow morning...you should come with us! (Yes, I'm in denial about the fact you don't live in San Deigo anymore.)
Let me know how that works out, m'kay? Puppycat should like Australia, yes?
I think it should work well, especially since Bastet has already made Perkins her bitch.