Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Aug 18, 2006 6:00:58 am PDT #9215 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It looks like a vibrator to me, actually. Though that would probably hurt.

My thoughts exactly.


Jessica - Aug 18, 2006 6:01:56 am PDT #9216 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

It looks like a vibrator to me, actually.

OWowowowowowowowowOW. Ow.




Ow.


vw bug - Aug 18, 2006 6:02:25 am PDT #9217 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

vw - step away from target.com. Just, step away.

But! I have a gift certificate (actually two!)! And I want to spend it!


SuziQ - Aug 18, 2006 6:05:11 am PDT #9218 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

But! I have a gift certificate

Well, ok then. But follow the perscribed uses for things. Don't follow any suggestions from Gris.


vw bug - Aug 18, 2006 6:09:51 am PDT #9219 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

This is sad for me. I can't actually find things that I need.

Actually, I was really annoyed earlier in the week, because very sweet people bought these GCs for me, wanting me to be able to get anything I needed for the new place. Well, it turned out that what I needed was simple things like toilet paper, shampoo, conditioner, etc. that I could no longer afford after moving costs.

Target.com doesn't sell those things.

And one of my GCs (the biggest one) is a Target Online GC, so I can only spend it online.

It's kind of maddening, you know?


Fred Pete - Aug 18, 2006 6:11:04 am PDT #9220 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm just not sure why you'd want to peel anything electric.


vw bug - Aug 18, 2006 6:12:36 am PDT #9221 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm just not sure why you'd want to peel anything electric.

Oh, I'm so glad we're all agreed on this! I was so worried I was gonna say that about being lazy and have someone come in and say, "Oh! I own one of those things, and it's changed my life forever!"


askye - Aug 18, 2006 6:13:47 am PDT #9222 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Maybe it's for people with weak hands. My grandmother can't open plastic bags or any kind of plastic package (like in ceral boxes or cracker boxes) she has to use scissors or a knife.


Aims - Aug 18, 2006 6:13:54 am PDT #9223 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Em will get used to the new daycare and stop crying "Mommy! Mommy Mommy!" when I drop her off, right? When we go to pick her p, she's playing and happy and seems to love it, and she's just in transition right? She'll stop crying, right?

Signed, Heartbroken Mommy


SuziQ - Aug 18, 2006 6:14:17 am PDT #9224 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

And one of my GCs (the biggest one) is a Target Online GC, so I can only spend it online.

DVD's, new fluffy towels, and a brand new pair of roller skates.