Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Aug 15, 2006 9:24:48 am PDT #8684 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My theory is that they're hiding THE GRAIL!!! in whatever garage it is they use to store the tiny shriner cars.


Cashmere - Aug 15, 2006 9:24:57 am PDT #8685 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Hopefully they put the tissue sample in the fridge before they left.

I know the waiting's not so funny but this made me laugh out loud.


Cashmere - Aug 15, 2006 9:25:54 am PDT #8686 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

cereal...Ooooo. I just found an extra ethernet cable. Now DH can pitch the crappy one that he was using with the broken tab.

Some days, it's the little things that count.


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2006 9:26:04 am PDT #8687 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

in whatever garage it is they use to store the tiny shriner cars.

Well, they have all kinds of room since the cars are so small.


ChiKat - Aug 15, 2006 9:26:40 am PDT #8688 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My grandmother was in Eastern Star. She had a ring much like this one: [link]


Amy - Aug 15, 2006 9:27:28 am PDT #8689 of 10001
Because books.

My grandmother was in Eastern Star, too! I guess that means my grandfather was a mason.


Steph L. - Aug 15, 2006 9:29:35 am PDT #8690 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

My grandmother was in Eastern Star, too! I guess that means my grandfather was a mason.

Are you hiding THE GRAIL?!?!?


Amy - Aug 15, 2006 9:30:49 am PDT #8691 of 10001
Because books.

Are you hiding THE GRAIL?!?!?

::glances around nervously::

Hush, you.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 15, 2006 9:31:04 am PDT #8692 of 10001
What is even happening?

It's under my dad's apron.


§ ita § - Aug 15, 2006 9:31:38 am PDT #8693 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is that a grail in your pocket?