Ok, seriously?

How hard is it to understand "please add grilled chicken breaast to the salad?" Seriously?

Strange. I haven't hardly had a period even--and cramps seem to be a thing of the past for me.

NP said it might happen with my first period, but then subside. Rightnow, it's just very hurty.

connie speaks for me.

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How hard is it to understand "please add grilled chicken breaast to the salad?" Seriously?

Well, maybe they don't know what a "breaast" is.

I was promised menopause. I want my menopause.

Though this current iteration of the Visitor hasn't been too horrific.

NP said it might happen with my first period, but then subside. Rightnow, it's just very hurty.

Ouch. Sorry.

Stop gloating.

Well, maybe they don't know what a "breaast" is.

smaart ass.

I was promised menopause. I want my menopause.

Be careful what you wish for.

Strange. I haven't hardly had a period even--and cramps seem to be a thing of the past for me.

I think we're using a different type than Aimee--you're part of the Mirena gang, right?

I love my Mirena. As I told Jilli, I don't fall to the communists anymore. At best, I have a few hours of mildly socialist leanings, and then it passes.

Meara, have you no migraine meds? Lie down, keep cool, try caffeine, and if it is indeed hot out, also electrolytes.

I was feeling crappy enough that I didn't want to get dressed and go to CVS to fill the prescription I had. I know, pathetic!

Luckily, after sleeping all freakin' day, I'm feeling a little better, though not 100% (and I"m just a wee bit worried about trying to sleep tonight!)

t blinks blearily

I just woke up from a two-hour nap, AIFG. I suppose I should get back to that unpacking/cleaning thing now, but I'm overcome with slounge. I feel like one of those women in the paintings--all draped across a chaise lounge, vapid and useless. I think someone should fan me with peacock feathers and feed me grapes. Where are my lackeys?!?