Good luck, vw!
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DebetEsse - Jun 20, 2006 12:39:27 pm PDT #832 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Sparky1 - Jun 20, 2006 12:51:08 pm PDT #833 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Good luck, vw! I hope it's better than you remember!
~ma for Dallas.
What. A. Day. Network down, meetings running long, and only two of us here trying to juggle everything. We deserve a medal. We deserve a medal made of Teh Booze.
Lee - Jun 20, 2006 1:08:03 pm PDT #834 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
We deserve a medal. We deserve a medal made of Teh Booze.
You really do.
Just don't Juliana give it to you. She has too many rules.
-t - Jun 20, 2006 1:10:50 pm PDT #835 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I have the capability of making penguin-shaped jello shots. I need to do that sometime.
ChiKat - Jun 20, 2006 1:12:12 pm PDT #836 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Sometime? I think tonight is that time.
Sparky1 - Jun 20, 2006 1:16:30 pm PDT #837 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
I have the capability of making penguin-shaped jello shots. I need to do that sometime.
How could you have kept this from us for so long?
Lee - Jun 20, 2006 1:22:21 pm PDT #838 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I have the capability of making penguin-shaped jello shots. I need to do that sometime.
You really do, and you need to share.
Hey, have you made lots of twinkies?
-t - Jun 20, 2006 1:24:00 pm PDT #839 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I forgot. I should probably mix some ginkgo biloba in.
-t - Jun 20, 2006 1:25:38 pm PDT #840 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I haven't made any twinkies
::hangs head in shame::
Stupid diet.
JZ - Jun 20, 2006 1:40:53 pm PDT #841 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
At long last, I've passed an important gestational milestone... I've finally been the recipient of a series of completely inane remarks by a total stranger.
Getting onto the elevator just now. Older man smiles broadly at me and says, "Well, look at you! You must have swallowed a watermelon seed!"
"Um, yeah, looks like," I said, because I am reflexively polite and responsive to grandpa-aged men.
"Didn't your mother teach you that you have to spit them out?"
"Um, well, I know that now," I said lamely, while every woman in the elevator rolled her eyes and every other man tried to pretend he was on another elevator in another state.
"Ha-ha, when I was a little boy that's what my mother always told me would happen if I swallowed a watermelon seed!" [Please, God, shut me the fuck up before I say something awful about spitting vs. swallowing] "But I'm not such a little boy anymore, and I know it takes a little bit more than a watermelon seed to make that happen, ha-ha!" And he stared at me with an indescribable grandfatherly leer on his face as though I were supposed to say something in response to that.
Which I didn't. But I thought, "You are so right, sir -- actually, it was my husband's cock." And then for one horrible, frozen moment, the terrible conviction washed over me that in fact I had said it, out loud and all. Which, apparently not, as I'm here at my desk and not being fired and frogmarched off campus.
It was an interesting experience. I suppose I can look forward to more of them, and more inane, as I expand. Whee!