Juliana, clearly, he just needs to move to SF.

OoooOOOooooo. Yes.

buys a bar with a cabaret license, hires Kane as permanent house band, hires big-ass bouncers to keep everyone who isn't on juliana's Approved List out, keeps Kane supplied with all the long-neck Buds they want, pours Fernet for everyone else

Do we have to like Fernet to be on your approved list?

Do we have to like Fernet to be on your approved list?

Nope. The other drinks on the Approved List Requirements List are: champagne, tequila, beer, and whiskey.

WOOT

I like champagne and beer, but can't drink them all the time. I'm asking the judges for a ruling on red wine, Kahlua, and the occasional girlie-fruity concoction. Also? Cape Codders (Vodka and Cran) and Sloe Gin Fizzes.

Nope. The other drinks on the Approved List Requirements List are: champagne, tequila, beer, and whiskey.

and cherry vodka.

Lambic? is that on the approved list?

I'm asking the judges for a ruling on red wine, Kahlua, and the occasional girlie-fruity concoction. Also? Cape Codders (Vodka and Cran) and Sloe Gin Fizzes.

As the judge would most likely be bartending, she casts a questioning eye upon the girlie-fruity concoctions. She is willing to make Jello shots every once in a while. The Cape Codders (vodka, cran, and a lime) are a possibility. The red wine - okay, but y'all are getting it in a regular glass. None of this fancy stemware.

The judge will also happily make crazy-ass shots whenever the mood strikes her, and will badger anyone in range to drink them.

(FTR, the judge has no issue with people drinking soda or water or soda water, because she understands that not everyone likes Teh Booze.)

The other drinks on the Approved List Requirements List are:

No mojitos?

and cherry vodka.

Oh, right. Yes, the only vodkas will be Stolichnaya plain and Three Olives Cherry.

Lambic... we're getting back into fruity territory here, y'all. Maybe a wee keg.