On conference call with most annoying people EVAR. So full of shit. Yuck.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Jul 31, 2006 8:17:08 am PDT #6152 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Glamcookie - Jul 31, 2006 8:21:41 am PDT #6153 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Dying of the shitbagginess...
ChiKat - Jul 31, 2006 8:22:03 am PDT #6154 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Beverly, that's the best story ever!
Polter-Cow - Jul 31, 2006 8:23:34 am PDT #6155 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That is a lovely story. What a great boss.
Fay - Jul 31, 2006 8:25:59 am PDT #6156 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
So, what's the craziest question people have gotten during job interviews?
Him: Have you read The Lord of the Rings?
Me: (delighted, if bemused)Yes!
Him: Okay then - how many rings were there altogether?
Me: Well... Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. So that's twenty. There were twenty.
Him: Very good! Now I have a theory that the One Ring is not the one that the Dark Lord had, but that it's a seperate ring. So they could still make a sequel to the movie trilogy.
Me: (boggling) No, fuckwit! What medication are you on? Wow, that's, er, really clever! I never thought of that!
This was my FormerBoss, the guy at the first school I worked at in Cairo. The king of crazy unprofessionalism.
...really, I have only myself to blame for not realising right off the bat that he was a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
SuziQ - Jul 31, 2006 8:29:37 am PDT #6157 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Headdesk
Ok, I have to work while I'm here in Seattle. I have been struggling to get into my work network. I finally get in and start doing my thing only to encounter an error in one of my programs that requires Corporate to research and fix.
#&*$^%##*()(^
People...it is not like I WANT to work remotely. I only have a few hours each day to work on homework and work-work and this is killing them.
Closes eyes and remembers the wonderful company from last night.
Polter-Cow - Jul 31, 2006 8:38:51 am PDT #6158 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Very good! Now I have a theory that the One Ring is not the one that the Dark Lord had, but that it's a seperate ring.
Shit, Frodo's gonna be PISSED.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 31, 2006 8:40:30 am PDT #6159 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I have yoga'd.
I am afeard I am too fat to yoga.
Also, I cannot get this woman from the Hawthorne on the phone! (I am calling to see if anything is feasible for F2F-age)
Sparky1 - Jul 31, 2006 8:47:40 am PDT #6160 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
We have now had our departmental interview with today's candidate. We didn't ask her anything crazy. She called herself a "people-person" which I count as a strike against, for using the phrase.
Calli - Jul 31, 2006 8:50:49 am PDT #6161 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
So, what's the craziest question people have gotten during job interviews?
I was hoping to have a spiffy new answer to this today, but my interview got postponed due to half the interviewers being ill today. Oh well. Next Monday evening I may have something.
I should yoga. I noticed that as my weight changed my center of gravity and balance did, too.