Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jul 27, 2006 12:35:58 pm PDT #5749 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P.C. If your uncles garage still suffers from skunk odor, HE CAN clean it with tomato juice, then use normal cleaning methods to clean the tomato juice out. I'm guessing someone has shared this information with you by now, or time has done the trick.

I think the odor went away on its own. It wasn't that bad, really.

The cute HR intern is cooking up some sort of intern lunch, and she asked me to write a bio. Here it is:

If [P-C] had a dollar for every time someone described his double major of biochemistry and English at Rice University as an "interesting combination," he would not need a job. He has not received so much as a nickel, however. Turning his dichotomous interests to the field of medical writing, then, was his only recourse. Additionally armed with a Master's in pharmacology from the University of Michigan, he can say, "That doesn't make sense," in response to a host of statements, be they scientifically unsound or grammatically incomprehensible. With his sharp wit and keen intellect, though, he will make them make sense. He cannot, however, leap tall buildings in a single bound. It takes him at least three.


Vortex - Jul 27, 2006 12:41:25 pm PDT #5750 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

that's awesome PC! It's only that good because I bought you that book on Technical Writing :)


Polter-Cow - Jul 27, 2006 12:45:07 pm PDT #5751 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

She came up to me and said she needed a bio from me, and I asked her what about, and she just said, "About you." I warned her that giving me freedom was a bad idea.

She said the bio wasn't at all what she was expecting, and I told her that's what happens when you give me freedom. Now HR wants me to punch up their bios too.


sj - Jul 27, 2006 12:59:58 pm PDT #5752 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, P-C!!! Congratulations on your new apartment!!!

I had a fun afternoon shopping with thessaly. Now I am home with lots of yummy food, but I am not sure if it is too hot to cook.


Cashmere - Jul 27, 2006 1:19:31 pm PDT #5753 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Congrats on the new digs, P-C!

My dogs need to get jobs with health & dental insurance.

In case anyone wonders what Christopher watches on TV with Owen, the boy just came up to me and said, "Poker Star dot net."


Glamcookie - Jul 27, 2006 1:19:51 pm PDT #5754 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Where is everybody??? Don't make me go do homework!!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 27, 2006 1:49:36 pm PDT #5755 of 10001
What is even happening?

P-C, you didn't pimp VM once, in the bio. How are we going to get more viewers? It's all on you.

Seriously, your bio was a lot of fun!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 27, 2006 1:50:04 pm PDT #5756 of 10001
What is even happening?

Poor Glamcookie.


Polter-Cow - Jul 27, 2006 1:53:56 pm PDT #5757 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, you didn't pimp VM once, in the bio.

Oh, horror! It didn't even occur to me. Maybe I will randomly stick it into the HR ladies' bios.


-t - Jul 27, 2006 1:55:28 pm PDT #5758 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fantastic bio, P-C.

Poor GC. It's for your own good, we just want you to pass so you never have to think about statistics again.

I am considering going to the mall and buying something to wear to this wedding. I am also wishing that I knew this couple well enough to be able to tell them that they really don't want me at their wedding when I am made of PMS as I will be on Saturday if trends continue. But without that option, looks like I need to shop.

Now, when DH needed a blazer for last weekends wedding, it took 5 minutes to shop for it. I think we spent a longer time getting rung up at the register than we did shopping. Oh how I wish it was possible for me to shop like that - just walk into somewhere and say "I'm this size and I need a dress for a wedding" and have them hand me something.

This is how I can tell I'm all prePMSy, the whining goes up by at least an order of magnitude. I really should not be allowed among the humans.