If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jul 20, 2006 2:27:20 pm PDT #5046 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have to admit, the first thing that came to mind was "mummified ferret" but that's no so helpful.

Y'all are where? London-ish? so Sox tickets are out. What's your price range, Jars?

Cereal: 9500 hits on Google for mummified ferret, but looks like no m-fer mummies have ever been found. Dammit.


Jars - Jul 20, 2006 2:30:52 pm PDT #5047 of 10001

Oh dear sweet lord, if I could get him a mummified ferret, I think I'd be the greatest girlfriend in creation. And he's going home right before his birthday and his sister is taking him to a Red Sox game.

I figure if its a perfect gift, I'll pay up to a hundred and something pounds. But less than that would also be excellent. I'd buy comics, but he's been on a crazy comics-buying stint lately, so he has everything he wants right now. Maybe a Wolverine or Deadpool figure... but I have no idea what ones are good or crap.


Strix - Jul 20, 2006 2:36:40 pm PDT #5048 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hrm. Signed copies of comics?

Remember, a bunch of little fun stuff can sometimes be more fun/less freaky to guys than one expensive prezzie.

I found this, too -- I dunno what kind of arch-ist your BF is, but. . . [link]

CEREAL: IF you're a baking kinda gal, there are ferret cookie cutters -- [link]


Jars - Jul 20, 2006 2:43:32 pm PDT #5049 of 10001

Heh. I was planning on getting him some archaeology boxers as a little thing, but a t-shirt could work too.

Ferret cookie cutter! Eeeee!

Signed comics is good, but he's so particular. Maybe if I could track down some Todd McFarlane stuff...

Lots of little things is pretty much how I see this going. I know its not a competition, but he got me such cool stuff for my birthday, I dont want to look too crap in comparison.

eta: [link]

wow.


meara - Jul 20, 2006 3:57:14 pm PDT #5050 of 10001

Good lord. I swear I thought it was later...it's not even 9pm! But I have taken so much cold medication, I am quite loopy (sadly, the loopiness only adds to the symptoms, it does not seem to have done much to *relieve* them. Stupid cold. Or allergies. Or asthma. Or whatever it is that is causing me to hack up a lung).

Anyway. LOoOOOOPY. And sleepy. But it's SO EARLY! I suppose I could try being in to work early tomorrow--I do have an 8AM conference call I'v eonly just remembered. But I told them I'd call in from bed. Heh.

Mostly I just don't want to spend tonight like last night--asleep, but having horrible dreams about being unable to get a glass of water (and then of course, woke up realizing it was because I was all stuffed up and breathing through my mouth. Oy)

But I want to stay awake and watch "So you Think You can DANCE!" Because it is trashy trashy fun, and I love the boys. The girls are not inspiring the love for me, but I love THREE of the five boys.


libkitty - Jul 20, 2006 4:09:47 pm PDT #5051 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

The girls are not inspiring the love for me, but I love THREE of the five boys.

I'm exactly the opposite. I love two of the boys, but four of the girls. They can cut Martha this week, but next week is going to be hell.


billytea - Jul 20, 2006 4:10:02 pm PDT #5052 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Anyway. LOoOOOOPY. And sleepy.

We shall call it 'sloopy'.

But I want to stay awake and watch "So you Think You can DANCE!" Because it is trashy trashy fun, and I love the boys. The girls are not inspiring the love for me, but I love THREE of the five boys.

Hang on, Sloopy! Hang on!


meara - Jul 20, 2006 4:15:57 pm PDT #5053 of 10001

See, I love Travis and Benji and Ivan all! But Dmitri and the other guy, NSM. The girls...well, I hate Heidi because of her scrunchy face, and I only liked Martha for a moment, when she referred to herself as "diesel" (hee! she does have amazing Tina Turner arms!), but the other three, I like them OK, but I"m not all "Eeee!". The boys, I'm like "EEEE!" Travis was SO CUTE last night! And Ivan is adorable! And so is Benji!


libkitty - Jul 20, 2006 4:21:42 pm PDT #5054 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

I love Travis and Benji. I like Ivan, but he was kind of weak yesterday. I don't really like Dmitry or Ryan. I love Allison and Donyelle and Heidi (I don't like her face, but her smile is infectious and love the way she can do everything). I like the other one a lot too. I liked Martha early on, but recently her dancing hasn't done much for me.

It is so funny that I am critiquing these dancers, because I think the worst of them is so immensely better than I could ever hope to be.


meara - Jul 20, 2006 4:26:42 pm PDT #5055 of 10001

OMG, yes--I have never been that coordinated, flexible, or in shape, that's for damn sure! They're all so pretty to look at! But it's funny how much their personalities come through, even if they didn't have the non-dancing bits on TV.

I knew Ivan was a baby (he's 18 and looks 12!) but OMG I just looked at the show website and saw that Travis is 18 also!!!! Dear lord, it's a good thing I don't know any 18 year olds that look like that, I'd be in danger! Goodness!