Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Jul 20, 2006 3:27:44 am PDT #4997 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, yeah. The Ambien Haze is a weird thing. I've done all kinds of weird things on an Ambien HAze. Word to the wise: Never decide to "experiment" with makeup looks on Ambien. You end up waking up with copper eyeshadow all the way up to your forehead, and mint green "blush."

Lunesta, eh? Anyone had good results from Sonata? I think that's the name.


Gris - Jul 20, 2006 3:32:13 am PDT #4998 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Well, we can make out in the shower. I've heard good things about such practices.

Gah! I was just thinking in the subway this morning how very, very much I need to make out with somebody, and then you go and remind me how stuff like this exists!

Hate you. Work today will be a constant fantasy of making out with pretty girls/boys in showers.

I must admit that this state of unusual makeout desire is probably my fault - I missed a perfectly cromulent chance to make out with by far the least emotionally fraught of my ex-girlfriends last week, an act that would have been very much mutually enjoyable and stress-relieving, by getting too intoxicated. Ah well.


billytea - Jul 20, 2006 3:39:52 am PDT #4999 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

ion, the butterfly dragonfly thing made me howl with laughter.

Maybe next time she gets married she can release doves followed by peregrine falcons or something. I would seriously pay to attend that wedding.


billytea - Jul 20, 2006 3:41:36 am PDT #5000 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ooh! Slumbernut?


Ailleann - Jul 20, 2006 3:53:24 am PDT #5001 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Very Lauren Bacall pageboy.

!!!! Whee! (Now if only I looked luminous and seductive, not, you know, blotchy and fat fluffy.)

I go to sleep and miss all the making out. Sad now.

In conclusion, let's make out. PJs optional.

dives back into coffee


sj - Jul 20, 2006 3:57:13 am PDT #5002 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Pretty hair, Aillean!

World of gronk this morning. I got up early (for me) two mornings in a row without restful night's sleep. Landlord cancelled because the roof guy cancelled on her. The leak is only active when it rains for five or so days in a row, so I really don't care, except now I am awake and dressed and it seems a shame to waste that by going back to bed.


Ailleann - Jul 20, 2006 3:59:24 am PDT #5003 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

{{sj}}

Going back to bed is always an option, and never a waste. Sleep for all of us!


vw bug - Jul 20, 2006 4:23:39 am PDT #5004 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, gods, how I can't wait to live on a nice quiet street. There are currently two construction sites on our block and a nice truck that keeps going through announcing that they will be testing fire hydrants today. Oh, and the landlord is on the roof pounding away.

All of this is causing Toto to go NUTS. Poor little guy just cannot calm down.


sj - Jul 20, 2006 4:25:00 am PDT #5005 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Going back to bed is always an option, and never a waste. Sleep for all of us!

I have been too lazy and unproductive lately, and since I am already up and dressed and it is actually a cool, breezy morning, I am going to try to make a dent in my To Do list before I take a nap later today.,


SuziQ - Jul 20, 2006 4:28:25 am PDT #5006 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

You are moving soon, so all annoying noises now go up to 11.

Timelies, Buffistas.

I woke up this morning with a big ole nervous knot in my stomach. I know not why. I don't like this feeling. Awake for an hour and already emotionally raw. Not cool. Not cool at all.