Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nice theory, but isn't this the landlord that doesn't know what 24-hour notice means?
Yeah.... sadly, I suspect that they already know or will soon know that the apartment will be/is empty, and not give a price break because they don't have to, and will go on in and do all the work anyway. Short of hanging out there until the bitter end, they are likely going to get their rent and eat it too.
Because they fucking suck.
If you can, check to see if/when they do that, then ask for prorated rent from that day.
Has it been a half hour yet?
If you can, check to see if/when they do that, then ask for prorated rent from that day.
I wish. But she made it very clear that that won't be happening. Oh, well. At least I had the guts to ask, right?
Things I Learned from My Toddler: a black Crayola crayon will melt in less than a minute when thrown into the bottom of a 400 degree oven.
Gud, Leif hasn't hit the road to teach seminars, has he? He isn't some sort of pre-school Tony Robbins, right?
If you would like, vw, Orlando Bloom and I will have sex on the floor of your then-former apartment for fifteen straight days in order to give her the shock of her life if she shows up without requisite notice.
That's just the kind of friend I am.
Don't need to send any boxes. All she has to do after emptying them out at the new apartment, is bring the empty ones back to the old place, take some box tape to them and then stack them up around the room.
Then when lady landlord thinks they have been left behind and goes to move them, they will all be empty.
Or if she calls, you can say "Oh! could you toss them out? We were using them to set things on while we were moving. Ta!"
vw, if it were me, I'd stay to the end of the month since you're paying. But I'd also disconnect the phone early (I don't know if this would be a savings or not) and tell them that the 24 hour notice must now be in the form of a note left on your door.
I wish. But she made it very clear that that won't be happening. Oh, well. At least I had the guts to ask, right?
Send a letter that says "I had understood that you were not prorating the rent, but as you painted and cleaned the apartment before the end of the month, you obviously changed your mind"
either that, or go in and mess up the paint and take a long bath with a Lush bomb that wil dirty the tub.
Trudy is such a trooper. Always willing to take one for the fantastic sex team.
There was a CSI rerun on a while back where this guy, who had some sort of chronic nosebleed condition, spent the entire last month in his apartment horking blood all over the walls just to fuck with the landlord.
Not that I'm suggesting that. Really.