No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Jul 17, 2006 5:52:33 am PDT #4565 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yep, I plan to get there by 10:30, scope out the interview office location, and do massive repair work in the restroom. Hose and interview shoes will probably be carried in. I think I've found the true purpose of a briefcase--heaven knows I don't really need it for much work stuff.


vw bug - Jul 17, 2006 5:58:12 am PDT #4566 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, I've hired a couple of girls to come babysit Toto on moving day. What's the going rate for doggie babysitting by teenagers these days?


Aims - Jul 17, 2006 6:05:32 am PDT #4567 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OH MOST BEAUTIFUL OF JULIANA'S!!!


sj - Jul 17, 2006 6:19:55 am PDT #4568 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The school I am going to has an online library where we have to do our research for our final paper. This is a weird and new process for me.

IOmemeN, I am a spoiled brat who grew up in an air conditioned house, and living in an apartment with just fans to cool me down in this heat is unbearable to me. Dave doesn't like air blowing on him, so he doesn't even like the fans on too high.


-t - Jul 17, 2006 6:50:17 am PDT #4569 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy Birthday juliana! Many happy returns of the day.

Interview~ma (and non-melty~ma) to Calli.

We have been warned not to use too much electricity today. I think that is code for "It will be too hot and if everyone runs a/c there will be brownouts." I don't have an a/c, so at least I won't be part of that problem.


P.M. Marc - Jul 17, 2006 6:56:37 am PDT #4570 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

It's a birthday MADE OF AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

Juliana, may this year be the best ever.


Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2006 6:59:18 am PDT #4571 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy b-day Juliana!!!


Glamcookie - Jul 17, 2006 7:03:14 am PDT #4572 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Blueberries and coffee:

New nephew! [link] And my mohawked niece! [link]


Aims - Jul 17, 2006 7:08:03 am PDT #4573 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ded of the cute.


Vortex - Jul 17, 2006 7:09:32 am PDT #4574 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Nephew is v. cute. Why are his hands besocked?