Sewn him INTO the bedsheets, or sewn him TO the bedsheets? Because the latter seems....painful.

I sewed his pajamas (and those of our cousin) to the sheets of his bed. It was awesome.

I also hit my sister in the head with a frozen turkey once. After the moose bit her.

I have nothing else to add this morning except good god DAMN, GC.

tries to fix Kinsey

realizes it won't budge

makes out with everyone

good god DAMN, GC

could not see GC's picture. is sad.

I got my bangs cut super short the other day. I could not stand them any more with the heat. I just told my lady to cut them as short as my face would bear.

GC is, indeed, hot.

I've never been able to wear bangs - I have two cowlicks right at my hairline. sigh.

I just told my lady to cut them as short as my face would bear.

That's the kind of go-getter attitude I really respect.

could not see GC's picture. is sad.

Tragedy! This needs to be redressed. Everybody needs to look at pictures of GC and be consumed with desire.

For lisah, Hotness of Gloomcookie.

Just because, Meara in the red dress.

The regal of Ple.

Pure Unadulterated Teppy smile. (Plus me and the ever luscious Katefate.)

The regal of Ple.

I love how, in the background of that picture, it's obvious that you danced your ass off at the reception. Which is as it should be. That makes me happy.

Pure Unadulterated Teppy smile.

Who wouldn't smile at Funyuns?

Meara in the red dress.

And in the background! Plei in black leather! GUH.

Doritos, but they're snotty that way.

I was finally getting some restful sleep this morning and Dave was even sleeping in because he has the day off, when Jehovah's witnesses decided to ring our doorbell, twice. So not happy. I knew it couldn't be anyone we knew, because no one uses that entrance, but when the doorbell rang the second time, we were forced to get up and dressed and see who it was.

GC, I love the new 'do and you are smokin' hott, young woman.

I painted Wite-out bikinis on my Barbies, reenacted Madame Guillotine at the Bastille with them and forced her to perform group sex with Skipper, GI Joe, and a muscular yet tiny He-Man and Skeletor.

So glad I'm not the only one who did that. My group sex scenes included GI Joe, Ken and Han Solo. Usually in the backyard at poolside. If we were inside, I'd set up shoe boxes in the bottom drawer of my dresser and create a stage. Then, I would put on plays with my dolls.

Can I go home? I'm tired and headachey and hot and now I'm filling with pure unfiltered rage.

Yes, you can absolutely go home now. Just tell your bosses that ChiKat said so and that it is okay.

I got my haircut last night (no pics, sorry). I love the color. We went a couple shades darker on the base color then put in the normal highlights. I dig it muchly. The cut is quite fun, too. It's short and layered in the back. The sides are angeled and follow my cheekbones. I'm wearing them down and in front of my ears right now, but they are long enough to tuck back if I want. Bangs hit right below my eyebrows.

For lisah, Hotness of Gloomcookie.

Thank you!!! Wowza!

Everybody is so gorgeous!! Teppy, you have one of those smiles that is completely infectious (ETA as in I couldn't help but smile at the screen when I opened the pic).

This is my fave picture of myself from recently:

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My bangs are like an inch and a half shorter now.