Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


megan walker - Jul 13, 2006 2:46:20 pm PDT #4247 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

You people are all making me VERY VERY GLAD that I'm an only child.

It's not all bad. One December my older sister and brother tortured me for days by not letting me help them with the igloo they were building. When I woke up Christmas morning, I looked out the window and written in food coloring on the top was a big Merry Christmas. It was my present.


erikaj - Jul 13, 2006 2:53:27 pm PDT #4248 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

We used to torture Han Solo in the freezer and on the turntable, Victor.


victor infante - Jul 13, 2006 2:54:51 pm PDT #4249 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

We used to torture Han Solo in the freezer and on the turntable, Victor.

I feel less alone.

Really, action figure mutilation is a perfectly normal childhood phenomenon.


Pix - Jul 13, 2006 2:54:52 pm PDT #4250 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Megan, awwwww!

ETA: I forgot to mention that my beloved hair stylist did an even better than normal cut today. It's sassy and cute and I luvre it.

Not worth pictures; I doubt anyone else would even be able to tell the difference. But I'm happy about it!


sj - Jul 13, 2006 2:56:28 pm PDT #4251 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Really, action figure mutilation is a perfectly normal childhood phenomenon.

I used to cut off barbies hair and color it in with markers.


erikaj - Jul 13, 2006 2:58:56 pm PDT #4252 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Han Solo getting frozen was in the canon, anyways.


megan walker - Jul 13, 2006 2:59:43 pm PDT #4253 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Megan, awwwww!

Of course, this is also the pair that rubbed mud on my legs and told my mother I went to the bathroom in my pants.


amych - Jul 13, 2006 2:59:50 pm PDT #4254 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Really, action figure mutilation is a perfectly normal childhood phenomenon.

Childhood? Just today we were saying that Spider Jerusalem needs to live in a strangely visible eye-level disused vent here at Nerdhole-On-Loft. I mean, we figure he must've been in jail at some point, even if it wasn't actually in the books....


Pix - Jul 13, 2006 3:11:31 pm PDT #4255 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Forget showers; this laundromat needs cots. Man could I use a nap right now.

*yawn*

After these finish, though, I have to go home, put them away, make the bed back up, and drive to LAX to pick up my bestest friend, her husband, and their three-year-old daughter. They're staying with me until a week from tomorrow, and boy is that little guest house going to be crowded...! I'm so excited to see them but am not looking forward to the lack of personal space.


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2006 3:13:09 pm PDT #4256 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

All I ever did was stab my sister with a fork.

But there's also passive sibling abuse -- for instance, LEE, injuring yourself when your sister is in charge of watching you....