Oh lord, Fay. That's hysterical.
Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 31: We're Motivated Go-getters.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
brenda m - Jul 12, 2006 11:01:58 am PDT #3986 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
vw bug - Jul 12, 2006 11:06:24 am PDT #3987 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok. Apparently only pregnant women get sundresses with built-in bras. Hello, people! Some of us are well-endowed and would like a built-in bra in their sundress. Stupid fashion people.
erikaj - Jul 12, 2006 11:06:48 am PDT #3988 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
OMG, Fay, bwah! I can also relate to the not-funny bits, too.
Cass - Jul 12, 2006 11:38:22 am PDT #3989 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm doing pretty well about not beating myself up, which could I guess be seen as a bad thing, but with me, I think that's good.That is very good. I am as proud of you for just passing this class as I have ever been of your aceing others. Sometimes you learn more when you fail at something.
My mother and I dissolved into laughterThis is lovely. I know you wish your relationship with her were different but this is just a charming moment from a difficult time.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2006 11:51:00 am PDT #3990 of 10001
What is even happening?
Oh, Fay, I'm glad that's all it was. When I was reading your post, I kept thinking, "Well they need to get her taken care of right away. That is a stroke." I'm glad it was just her teeth.
Toddson - Jul 12, 2006 11:55:05 am PDT #3991 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
oh my ... Fay's story had me laughing.
I once saw one of these video clips, from Australia. It was granny's birthday and the family had her sitting in a chair in the middle of the room while a male stripper (down to a Speedo) danced in front of her. He had a birthday card tucked in there and told her she had to remove it with her teeth. So she looked at him, said "all right then", removed her teeth and used them pluck the card out.
Ginger - Jul 12, 2006 11:57:05 am PDT #3992 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Yay for vw's compassionate professor. Now math is behind you.
Priceless grandmother moment, Fay. I had a very similar relationship with my father's mother. The first thing she said to my mother after I was born was "I hope you don't think I'm going to do any babysitting" and it went downhill from there.
A question for the class: In hell, are you on hold with Microsoft or Dell? (Microsoft says its Dell's responsibility and Dell's support would be more useful if it consisted of a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters.)
Ailleann - Jul 12, 2006 11:58:05 am PDT #3993 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Well, at least with the monkeys you'd end up with Hamlet.
Cass - Jul 12, 2006 11:58:48 am PDT #3994 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Cindy, I was thinking of you last night. Kittenish played It Was Black and Wriggling and It Looked Like a Bug, So I Ate It. Of course, it was a bug, so the story just kind of ends there.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2006 12:08:51 pm PDT #3995 of 10001
What is even happening?
If Chris would eat bugs, Cass, I think I could deal. At least he'd be getting some meat in non-McNugget form.